A Tale Told by an Idiot...

Obtuse Shakespeare humor for the WIN!!

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My life is sad and pathetic.

:EDIT: For those of you who understandably don't get it...

"To-morrow, and to-morrow, and to-morrow,
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day
To the last syllable of recorded time,
And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle!
Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage
And then is heard no more: it is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing."

-from Macbeth Scene V ;-P