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CAT RAPE by kevinbolk CAT RAPE by kevinbolk
Berlioz is a big fluffy black cat who goes "Murf!". Whenever I spot him napping on my bed I have to drop whatever I'm doing, hop on top of him, and squeeze the bajeezus out of him.

He accepts these forced lovings with quiet dignity.

...and then he sleeps on my head at night as payback.
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Tails-155 Featured By Owner Oct 13, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Rape isn't funny.
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BakaChan777 Featured By Owner 2 days ago
So is murder, yet it is part of a lot of jokes. 
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Tails-155 Featured By Owner 2 days ago  Hobbyist General Artist
Fair enough.
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Old-Marcie1234 Featured By Owner Nov 24, 2013
It's not rape.
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ayoowishes123 Featured By Owner Apr 29, 2013  Student General Artist
that cat is going to kill you one day
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:icongoldenstarandskydash:
What You See: kevinbolk squeezing the tar out of his cat
What I See: LET ME LOVE YOU
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:iconburningresurrection:
BurningResurrection Featured By Owner Nov 16, 2012
A Cat Is Fine Too!
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Erichan8DD Featured By Owner Sep 9, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
o...m...f...g......!
o_O
This is my brother!!!!=______=""

scary.
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:iconpeppermonkey564:
PepperMonkey564 Featured By Owner Sep 7, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
The description got me :rofl:
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:iconpsychokamek:
PsychoKamek Featured By Owner Aug 25, 2012  Student Photographer
Pretty much exactly how I treat my kitty. This captures the expressions quite well, especially of the cat!
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:iconk9jp:
k9jp Featured By Owner Jun 22, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
now that my friends is called beastyality
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:iconironbloodaika:
IronBloodAika Featured By Owner May 6, 2012
So cute! XD
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:iconflynn1978:
flynn1978 Featured By Owner Apr 4, 2012
Love the cat!!! The expression says it all!
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:iconotakaraaminelli:
OtakaraAminelli Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
Aww, cute! :love:
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PeachPrincessToadsto Featured By Owner Dec 19, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Actually, I do the same with my cat. She just tries to break free :XD:
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lunar-lyre Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2011
AW!!!
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:iconcihojuda:
cihojuda Featured By Owner Oct 26, 2011
omg. You must be psychic. My little sister is this crazy about our cat.
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KolorKit Featured By Owner Oct 21, 2011  Student Digital Artist
Berlioz is the name of the black cat on Aristocats ^-^ <3
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FreakyFangirl42 Featured By Owner Sep 25, 2011
CAT RAPE!!!
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narwhal-d Featured By Owner Sep 25, 2011  Student Digital Artist
Bijou hates it when I do this, but he always loves me anyway and rolls all over me and sleeps on top of me and rubs all over me. :I
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AikoTheArtist2 Featured By Owner Sep 1, 2011
... Is he named after one of the aristocats?
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:iconxchick:
XChick Featured By Owner Aug 31, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
Prancer would claw my genitals off if I did that to him.
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:iconsakuranights:
SakuraNights Featured By Owner Aug 29, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
This definitely describes me and my kitty, Lyric.She just sits quietly until I finish. And she never comes back. XD
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Loopy-Lass Featured By Owner Aug 18, 2011
If I did that my Sapphire would bite me xD
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Starfire448 Featured By Owner Aug 3, 2011
Poor kitteh! D: attacked by an afroh Dx
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VentusVanitas365 Featured By Owner Aug 1, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I wish my cat wasn't so "un-cuddly" cuz I would do the same thing to her!!
Her meow is weird too, it's really crackly and what not... I reminds me of my voice ;u;
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Inumaru12 Featured By Owner Jul 26, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
I do that to my cats too...I snuggle the everliving life out of them. XD
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yelinna Featured By Owner Jul 25, 2011
This is Mature Content!!!!!!
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DJtripplestar Featured By Owner Jul 24, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
when i c my cat sleepen i just tackle him in a hug and he strugles to run away :la: :D :D :D :la: :D :D :D :la:
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aUtUmn-bErriEs Featured By Owner Jul 21, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
oh dont worry! i do that to my cat too! shes just so cute i have no choice :D :giggle:
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octopusxtimexkeeper Featured By Owner Jul 14, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
thatss exactly how I feel whenever I see my brothers adorable heart tugging pitful look dog :iconiloveitmoreplz:
dogs do it for begging purposes....she wants love and I hug her lots <3 <3
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Kyoushiro15 Featured By Owner Jul 14, 2011
If I tried to do that to my cat, I wouldn't have a head for him to sleep on at night.
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mooncatrose Featured By Owner Jul 11, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
I just tried that with my cat and he yelled at me then slapped me in the face twice with his tail when I let go. :(
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Zelphyr117 Featured By Owner Jun 26, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
XD
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Popsiclese Featured By Owner Jun 23, 2011
rape is NOT funny
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kevinbolk Featured By Owner Jun 23, 2011
What if it's helium-crazed Bozo the Clown being raped by Porky Pig in a dress while the theme from "The Benny Hill Show" is playing?
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He1989Ba Featured By Owner May 28, 2011
hahahahahaha
I like the look on the cat
although I wanna see his look when sleeping on your head
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Foxfur-Starfire Featured By Owner May 2, 2011
XD
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mezmereyes0-0 Featured By Owner Apr 23, 2011
:la: I do the same exact thing!!!! But my cat isn't fluffy. And he doesn't say 'murf.'
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Doctor-G Featured By Owner Apr 14, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
My cat is exactly the same way...except he sleeps NEXT to my head :D
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Auggiekins Featured By Owner Apr 12, 2011   Digital Artist
MURF? My cat goes, "MURP!"
They must be related.
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nDeLong Featured By Owner Apr 4, 2011  Professional Photographer
i do this too :P
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SchizoSchematic Featured By Owner Mar 29, 2011
Mine bites my toes in the middle of the night as payback for this. XD
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Shadoboy Featured By Owner Mar 28, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Kind of like my cat. Her name is Banshee, she makes a delicate little "Myeeh" when I get clingy on her and she pays back by trying to suck on my left ear.

ONLY the left ear, she's never interested on the right one for some reason.
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someotherguy2 Featured By Owner Mar 24, 2011
kitty rape!
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Amai-Rose Featured By Owner Mar 2, 2011
I do that to my dog, and he just takes it. Soo comfy...
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brittninja Featured By Owner Feb 26, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
i do the exact thing to my cat :P then she sits on my arms when i'm trying to draw ;_;
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MamaMrL789 Featured By Owner Feb 12, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
That's just like me and my cat :XD:
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MyXonlyXcurcumstance Featured By Owner Feb 4, 2011  Student General Artist
I do this to both my cats and my Pomeranian.
The pom makes hilarious grunting noises when I do though, so it's more often that she's the victim.
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KittyTheNekoAlien Featured By Owner Jan 31, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
XD lol... rape face
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