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Dashing and Dumbass: Movies by kevinbolk Dashing and Dumbass: Movies by kevinbolk
Read the NEWEST "I'm My Own Mascot" here: [link]

As a belated tribute to my pal Wes' birthday (check him out at Scary Crayon), I wanted to put him in another "Dashing & Dumbass" cartoon. I think this may have to be an ongoing series. XD

And I'm embarrassed to say that second panel is only a slight exaggeration of how I really get about certain films. It's a testament to the patience and grace of my friends that they still invite me out to movies. :D

Next: It's a Small World After All
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:icontotaldramafan16:
TotalDramaFan16 Featured By Owner Mar 5, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
THAT MOVIE WAS GOD-AWFUL AND YOU'RE A BAD PERSON FOR LIKING IT!

reminds me of tumblr
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:iconicons4free:
Icons4Free Featured By Owner Aug 18, 2013  Student Digital Artist
The second dude reminded me of the Twihards yelling at the people who dislike Twilight. :/
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:iconghostbustersmaniac:
Ghostbustersmaniac Featured By Owner Jul 8, 2013  Hobbyist Filmographer
My rename is "The Really Nice Guy and The Really Mean Asshole"
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:icondrakchao:
drakchao Featured By Owner Apr 5, 2013
no affenice but why is the black guy the only nice one and the wihte guy the ass?
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:iconillegalsympathy:
IllegalSympathy Featured By Owner Oct 3, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Because they are based on real people, The white guy is that artist of these comics and Mr.Rational is his friend
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:iconransom922studios:
Ransom922Studios Featured By Owner May 11, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
...DUDE.
I'M WHITE, AND I FIND THAT EXTREMELY RACIST.
Black people aren't all dumbasses, but some of them are. The exact same goes for white people: White people aren't all dumbasses, but some of them are.
I don't care what you say, but you just... YOU JUST CAN'T DO THAT, OKAY? :iconthatsracistplz:
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:icontsuderepersonality:
TsuderePersonality Featured By Owner Dec 13, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Old comment //Shot

As ~IllegalSympathy said above your own comment, the artist is the white guy, and the black one is his friend. These are not just characters, and that's their personality, so to state it more simply, it's not racist.
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Icons4Free Featured By Owner Aug 18, 2013  Student Digital Artist
+1.
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:icondrakchao:
drakchao Featured By Owner May 15, 2013
ok but really? its dumb....not all white's r dumb nether black's...
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:icongrim-puppet-demon:
grim-puppet-demon Featured By Owner Mar 20, 2013
what was it?
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:iconhyper235:
hyper235 Featured By Owner Jul 25, 2012
this is like howard stern vs bronies.
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:iconphilliechi:
PhillieChi Featured By Owner Jul 21, 2012
Try to be more Dash-ing my friend.
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:iconabaikgirl:
abaikgirl Featured By Owner Jul 21, 2012
I saw the report on the death threats made to the critic who gave Dark Night Rises a bad review and thought of this. Why can I not fav this a million times, because it's so TRUE!!
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:icondisneydamsel98:
disneydamsel98 Featured By Owner Jul 19, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
wow dumbass is like the nostalgia critic!!!!!
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:iconlommels:
Lommels Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
When I tried to have a discussion with my little sister about why on earth he sparkels, she got like " Its modern times now."
I felt old o__o
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:icongyrin:
Gyrin Featured By Owner Feb 2, 2012
I'm in the same boat with you on that one dumbass. omg why is dashing so.... dashing!? (that bastard)
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:iconabcdefr:
ABCDEFR Featured By Owner Jan 19, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Why the hell were you watching Enchatnted in the first place?
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:iconmajortom2000:
MajorTom2000 Featured By Owner Jan 13, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
All due respect to the U.S. (I'm from it, for god's sake), but one word for dumbass: My country.
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:icondrnitro:
DrNitro Featured By Owner Dec 30, 2011
I get what you're saying, but tbh it's pretty hard for anybody to outshine Will Smith in the dashing department.
Hell, you could switch the places of the comments below the bubbles and he'd still be dashing as fuck.
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:iconlovespizza:
LovesPizza Featured By Owner Dec 15, 2011
that movie was bad and you should feel bad xD
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:iconmidnas-little-shadow:
I must be one hell of a Dumbass...oh well. *goes on merry way*
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:iconcyber-kun:
Cyber-Kun Featured By Owner Nov 30, 2011  Professional Traditional Artist
Kudos for poking fun at yourself, I had a good chuckle.
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:iconheiwajima-subeta:
Heiwajima-Subeta Featured By Owner Nov 24, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
Dumbass...Sounds like my boyfriend. HAHAHA.
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:iconilltakepoint:
IllTakePoint Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2011
Hey, this is me. :D It's not rude, you can't help it that your right and no one else is. I just tell them the facts. I mean, it must be embaressing for them to have such bad taste and no one tell them. D8
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Tha-RIPPER Featured By Owner Nov 9, 2011
Sorry Wes, I'm with dumb-ass on this.
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:iconmariogal:
Mariogal Featured By Owner Nov 5, 2011
The expressions on second panel... XD; too funny.
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:icongleekbert:
GleekBert Featured By Owner Oct 27, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
I favorited this a LONG time ago, but I've just realized that the movies are New Moon and Enchanted. XD
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:iconmagicmarimba:
MagicMarimba Featured By Owner Oct 24, 2011
Your reviews are just like my brother's: brutally honest.
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:icondigitalrailroader:
digitalrailroader Featured By Owner Oct 22, 2011
hmmm, does Dashing bear a STRIKING Resembelance to THIS Certain Political Blowhard -->:iconobamaplz:, or is it just me?

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:iconsecrets-of-paranoia:
Secrets-Of-Paranoia Featured By Owner Nov 9, 2011  Student Traditional Artist
It's based on his real life friend, so I assume it's just a coinkidink. :shrug:
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GustyMclarren Featured By Owner Oct 22, 2011
Alrighty then, So I never thought about it like that. :I

Thank you for making me realize how it looks on the other side, been the guy on the right for the longest time. XD
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The-Under-Network Featured By Owner Oct 21, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Dashing = Dumbass

Dumbass = Dashing

It's much better to tell the truth than to be an anal liar with a stick up his butt.
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:iconchelsira:
Chelsira Featured By Owner Oct 21, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I'd love if you made this an ongoing series. Dash is a cool character who I'd like to see more of. :)
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:iconbaffledbits:
baffledBITS Featured By Owner Oct 21, 2011  Student General Artist
I'm often a mix of both.
Just call me The Dashing Dumbass :iconbadassplz:
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:iconglazedmacguffin:
glazedmacguffin Featured By Owner Oct 20, 2011
I feel fortunate when I'm able to tone down my "Dumbass" meter by only railing internally on my hatred for something while facing the person that likes it. Moments like that make me feel like an Adult. Capitalized for importance.
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:iconpurple-star-6:
Purple-Star-6 Featured By Owner Oct 20, 2011
I'm proud to say that I am Dashing. :icondingdingdingplz:
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:iconsixcolors:
Sixcolors Featured By Owner Oct 20, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
Have you seen this yet?
[link]

Sorry, I couldn't resist. ;)
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:iconkevinbolk:
kevinbolk Featured By Owner Oct 20, 2011
Brilliant! :D
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:iconmarrionetteparade:
marrionetteparade Featured By Owner Oct 19, 2011
i like how her butt cheeks just like
perk up
from being insulted
is this also an exaggeration on how peoples' butt cheeks behave when you tell them these things
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:iconcaramelcookie:
CaramelCookie Featured By Owner Oct 19, 2011
So, you didn't like Enchanted? :XD:
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:iconsam00458:
sam00458 Featured By Owner Oct 19, 2011
at first I thought the guy on the left was obama..
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:iconmiloneuman:
MiloNeuman Featured By Owner Oct 19, 2011  Student General Artist
The one on the right, that is.
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:iconmiloneuman:
MiloNeuman Featured By Owner Oct 19, 2011  Student General Artist
This is me at the theaters all the time.
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:iconfrancescakitty:
FrancescaKitty Featured By Owner Oct 17, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
I'm a bit of both. Yay me :D
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:iconheartlessmasterzach:
HeartlessMasterZach Featured By Owner Oct 17, 2011
No i agree with dumbass Twilight is an abomination and all copies of both the book and the movie should be burned to ashes, ive actually read the book and i can honestly say i hate its very guts, vampires do not sparkle THEY BURST INTO EPIC FLAMES OF AWESOMENESS!!!!!!!
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Secrets-Of-Paranoia Featured By Owner Nov 9, 2011  Student Traditional Artist
Twilight has no guts. YOUR ARGUMENT IS INVALID.
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:iconheartlessmasterzach:
HeartlessMasterZach Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2011
ahh but maybe it is not mine but your argument that is invalid
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:iconsecrets-of-paranoia:
Secrets-Of-Paranoia Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2011  Student Traditional Artist
You have presented no evidence to support that statement, therefore your argument has still been invalidated.
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:iconheartlessmasterzach:
HeartlessMasterZach Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2011
no your previous argument was invalid because it would take big balls to turn awesome vampires into what they are in twilight
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:iconsecrets-of-paranoia:
Secrets-Of-Paranoia Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2011  Student Traditional Artist
A book can neither contain guts no balls, as it is made of paper and cardboard. Whether or not it is a good book is not the question; However, it is a fact that a book is not made up of either testicles nor gory innards of a mammalian creature.

Besides, we all know Twilight sucks; There's no point in stating it. THAT'S REDUNDANCY.
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