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Desperate Sales Tactics by kevinbolk Desperate Sales Tactics by kevinbolk
Read the rest of "I'm My Own Mascot here: [link]

This is the reason why Sarah doesn't leave me alone at the table too long. :P
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:iconayosdesignz:
AyosDesignz Featured By Owner Aug 28, 2015  Student General Artist
Mind if I use these phrases at my next booth? They're funny.
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:iconerica-sakura:
Erica-Sakura Featured By Owner May 18, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
This is stuff I'd say! Hands down!
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:iconbetta132:
Betta132 Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2014   General Artist
Nice, dude. Nice.
I'd totally leave you alone if it was up to me.. I'd just stash a recording device in there somewhere.
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:iconprincessemeralds:
Princessemeralds Featured By Owner Sep 13, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Do you honestly do that? Because that would be totally awesome!!!
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Quilava23 Featured By Owner Jul 4, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
the starbucks one...pfff
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:icontheanimefan123:
Theanimefan123 Featured By Owner Jun 7, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I like the first and the fourth.
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:iconjudomonkey:
judomonkey Featured By Owner May 29, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Sugared dates! Sugared dates and figs! Sugared dates and pistachios!
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:iconunholyfairy:
UnholyFairy Featured By Owner May 16, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Actually it should say "stuff that kevin yells"
*is shot*
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:iconunholyfairy:
UnholyFairy Featured By Owner May 10, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
well if godbread says so I will fund your therapy
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bluebell5656 Featured By Owner Mar 16, 2014  Student General Artist
god bread?
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:iconunholyfairy:
UnholyFairy Featured By Owner Mar 21, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
yes him and his holy wheatness
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:iconbluebell5656:
bluebell5656 Featured By Owner Mar 23, 2014  Student General Artist
XD
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:iconunholyfairy:
UnholyFairy Featured By Owner Mar 25, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
don't pray to the evil donut though, or you get sent to Toaster
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:iconbluebell5656:
bluebell5656 Featured By Owner Mar 25, 2014  Student General Artist
Toaster? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Why, my holy wheat? Why?????????????????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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:iconunholyfairy:
UnholyFairy Featured By Owner Mar 27, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
i know, it's a bad place to go...
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:iconbluebell5656:
bluebell5656 Featured By Owner Mar 29, 2014  Student General Artist
I will NEVER pray to the evil donut!
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GingerBaconCookies Featured By Owner Mar 12, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
the second panel got me. Then again, if I saw you at any kind of convention, I'd buy the whole table from you.
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RushXIII Featured By Owner Dec 13, 2012
Well, the third panel is enough to convince me. XD
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:iconibuki29:
Ibuki29 Featured By Owner Oct 13, 2012
love it, imust see you at one of these conventions finally get my nerd on XD though my girlfried will kill me, totally against teh epic nerdy stuff she is lol
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Katrina20Lin10 Featured By Owner Sep 22, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
I'll go with the fish...would prefer a bit of KFC on the side.
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:iconlinlupin:
LinLupin Featured By Owner Sep 20, 2012  Student Artist
Oh the starbucks one, it's so true XD Good thing I don't go there barely at all... (I did once for the first time in years first week of school, re-found out why I don't go there, and prolly won't go there ever again for stuff other then coffee smell XD )
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TheLugia702 Featured By Owner Jul 20, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
1. I don't like coffee
2. I'm a vegetarian
3. I'm not religious
4. I would like to help pay for your therapy.
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Gyrin Featured By Owner Jan 13, 2012
now if only we can get you gold pants when your in god beard mode would people notice you.
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RynnLight Featured By Owner Dec 22, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
I love the third panel :lol:
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:iconlozcollector:
LoZCollector Featured By Owner Dec 16, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
O.O Disney's Aladin referece? :XD:
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:iconmidnas-little-shadow:
THAT LAST PANNEL. IT REMINDS ME OF A FLASH ANIMATION I SAW ONCE.

"Fresh fish, We catch 'em, you buy em! I got fresh Zora spleen, half price!!"

I would buy your books if i ever saw you at cons D:
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:iconforeverirritated:
ForeverIrritated Featured By Owner Nov 30, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
You just look so ADORABLE HERE XD. Especially in godbeard mode XD
-Nneth
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cookiluver Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
you are so right.......... I did pee all that coffee out :O *Buys book*
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negativedarkangel Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2011
...

*buys divine book* i was godbeard'd

wait how does your mental image go from "low self-esteem" to "godbeard" so fast?
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NanaAnorexia Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2011
HAHAAHA the fourth and fifth is GREAT! I want to hear you yelling that! ^^
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Teppa Featured By Owner Nov 7, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
Oh mai gawd. If you were at anime expo. And I heard you screaming these. Firstly, I'd have to tell you your awesomely hilarious and adorable. Buy a book. then tell you your even more hilarious in person. ^^
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RhettCandy Featured By Owner Oct 21, 2011  Student Digital Artist
LOFL on cube 4, I say the exact same things about music cd's vs. Fast food! I HATE buying fast food, it's in the toilet the next day! But I've bought CD's that have lasted me since high school! Lol I LOVE THAT ONE! Lol!!!
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SavinoWolf Featured By Owner Sep 15, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
*laughing so hard right now*
If this is really what you do, if I ever get to go to a con and I walk past your table with you saying stuff like this..... I'd sooooo buy one of your books! XD
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happyhappy167 Featured By Owner Jul 21, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
lol
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Moon-Tribe Featured By Owner Jul 13, 2011  Student Writer
Aladin reference!
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:icon3-degrees:
3-degrees Featured By Owner Jul 12, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
hahahaha! i am enjoying reading your comics so much! have you ever been caught yelling such phrases?
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:iconkevinbolk:
kevinbolk Featured By Owner Jul 12, 2011
A lot, actually. :D
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:icon3-degrees:
3-degrees Featured By Owner Jul 12, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
ahaha~ well, i suppose the next question is whether they work :D
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PriestessOfNox Featured By Owner Jun 13, 2011
:lmao: Aladdin!
GOD BEARD RETURNS!!
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Trafalgarlawfangirl Featured By Owner May 15, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
XD The Starbucks panel was priceless! BECAUSE IT'S SO TRUE!!!
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:iconpostwavecore:
PostWaveCore Featured By Owner May 7, 2011
You shouted these things and still people didn't buy your book?

The world is full of fools.
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:iconrenee-niels:
Renee-Niels Featured By Owner Sep 2, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
People have no sense of humor.
At least the good folk of Deviantart do!
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PostWaveCore Featured By Owner Sep 3, 2011
I don't remember leaving that comment. I really like Kevin Bolk. :(
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:iconrenee-niels:
Renee-Niels Featured By Owner Sep 3, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Oh, I meant you have a sense of humor as well. Just... People these days don't. Sorry! ^^;
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pheonix33 Featured By Owner May 6, 2011
is this for real? lol!!!
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:icontrainxeve-fan:
TrainxEve-Fan Featured By Owner May 1, 2011
Would the lady like a book? Pretty book for a pretty lady...
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:iconjakedj11:
Jakedj11 Featured By Owner Apr 15, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
"You get my books, you get high-quality entertainment!!"
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:iconallison-beriyani:
Allison-beriyani Featured By Owner Apr 14, 2011  Professional Traditional Artist
Come to Kawaii Kon in Honolulu! We'll Buy your books!
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TigerLeily Featured By Owner Mar 30, 2011
Would the lady like a necklace? Pretty necklace for a pretty lady...
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lumpking2 Featured By Owner Mar 29, 2011  Student Artist
o my god he actualy respnded to a post
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