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Dolphins and Too Much Information by kevinbolk Dolphins and Too Much Information by kevinbolk
Ignoring that dolphins don't breathe underwater, this is a word-for-word account of a conversation I had with a good friend and fellow artist. I promised her I'd turn it into a comic one of these days, so here ya' go... :D

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:iconross-sanger:
Ross-Sanger Featured By Owner Jun 2, 2014   General Artist
So when a dolphin takes its first breath it feels disappointing and sticky?
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:icondlie:
Dlie Featured By Owner May 10, 2014  Student Filmographer
Welcome in Sluth-shaming land, where unjustified culpability become your best and worst friend!
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:iconi-is-smart:
I-is-smart Featured By Owner May 4, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
how do so many people not get the joke I found it hilarious XD
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:iconleon-z:
Leon-Z Featured By Owner Apr 10, 2014
...mmm...well I felt like.."hmm that was good! can't wait for sex!"....

LOVE YOUR COMICS, ALL OF THEM, but mostly those about your self and I think because of topics like this one..XDDDDDD
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:iconlovemysockhead12:
LoveMySockhead12 Featured By Owner Apr 8, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I love that expression of yours in the second panel XD
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:iconcybertails63:
CyberTails63 Featured By Owner Apr 6, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I can't follow this conversation.

Where are we and how did we get here?
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:iconbettypimm:
BettyPimm Featured By Owner Apr 5, 2014  Student Traditional Artist
lol i don't think a lot of your fans are getting that i was joking when i said this
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:icondtjb:
DTJB Featured By Owner Apr 5, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Not...the reaction I was expecting.
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:icongabrielzuai:
GabrielZuai Featured By Owner Apr 4, 2014  Student General Artist
I love that expression you have in the second panel.
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:icondragon-nexus:
dragon-nexus Featured By Owner Apr 4, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I don't even get why she went there...
Seems like a random thing to call herself. It's like we skipped a line or two in the conversation o_0
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:iconrolox:
RoloX Featured By Owner Apr 4, 2014
trust me, your parents are also monsters and your granfathers will never love them again, and so on
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:icondlbthefishpriest:
DLBtheFishPriest Featured By Owner Apr 3, 2014   General Artist
Was never raised like that. More of a pagan here or I would worship land, animals, and sun over other people. But the gospels of Jesus can be a good moral teacher too...in the right hands. I've been reading the Bible on my own, and all these churches got it all wrong. Especially when they try to use logic. Logic was a vary new and unknown idea during the ancient times the Bible was written in. Have to read it with intuition, not logic. When read with logic here, that's how we get some of these crazy nonsense believes. Jesus does preach love and forgiveness, not hate and bitterness. lol
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AwesomeRay777 Featured By Owner Apr 2, 2014
OH! NOW I DO!
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:iconawesomeray777:
AwesomeRay777 Featured By Owner Apr 2, 2014
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I don't get it...
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:iconlulumewtrainer:
Lulumewtrainer Featured By Owner Apr 2, 2014  Student Traditional Artist
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OH WAIT! I get it now! :XD:
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:iconchrislea:
chrislea Featured By Owner Apr 2, 2014
Her parents must have given her the same "Jesus hates people who touch themselves" book I got when I was 11!  XD

...no, there really was such a book, and I was waaay too young for it.  =_=
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:iconbjarru:
Bjarru Featured By Owner Apr 4, 2014  Student Traditional Artist
Many religions and even some atheistic structures see masturbation as a sick thing. Not only christianity
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:iconchrislea:
chrislea Featured By Owner Apr 4, 2014
I only know and care about about my own experience, bro.  Lecture someone else.
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:iconbjarru:
Bjarru Featured By Owner Apr 5, 2014  Student Traditional Artist
Welp, that's selfish and ignorant, but whatever :P
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:icondragonrider1227:
Dragonrider1227 Featured By Owner Apr 2, 2014
That's spreading the message of Christ. "Do this and Jesus will hate you." >>
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:iconchrislea:
chrislea Featured By Owner Apr 3, 2014
Oh, you're right!  How could I forget?  XD
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:icondragonrider1227:
Dragonrider1227 Featured By Owner Apr 3, 2014
XD
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:iconbonezilla:
bonezilla Featured By Owner Apr 2, 2014
its a slippery slope 
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:icongab1231:
Gab1231 Featured By Owner Apr 2, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Took me a while to get this...
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:icontheunstable1:
theunstable1 Featured By Owner Apr 2, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
... I.. okay..!
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:iconjulian0123:
julian0123 Featured By Owner Apr 2, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Well, that's a bit sad in my opinion.
It was funny for 5 seconds.
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:iconoshron:
oshron Featured By Owner Apr 2, 2014
never mind that the first thing any air-breathing marine animal does once it's born is rush to the surface for its first breath on instinct :P 

still funny, obligatory nitpicking aside :D
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:iconneogs99:
neogs99 Featured By Owner Apr 2, 2014  Hobbyist Filmographer
That's...one way of looking at it.
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:iconthe-golden-knight:
The-Golden-Knight Featured By Owner Apr 2, 2014
:giggle: Some people have very varying opinions on what the repercussions are to "touching yourself". I find it quite pleasant, honestly. ;p
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:iconroseserpenthelm:
RoseSerpenthelm Featured By Owner Apr 2, 2014  Student Digital Artist
Oh my god XD
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:iconlawlsomedude:
Lawlsomedude Featured By Owner Apr 2, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
No, he meant that feeling before you realize what you just did.
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:iconpointerofreality:
Pointerofreality Featured By Owner Apr 2, 2014
I get the comic(it's okay, maybe a 6 outta ten) what I don't get are all the religion bashing comments O.o
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:iconmouseanderson:
mouseanderson Featured By Owner Apr 2, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I love your expression in the last panel.
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:iconmistermistoffelees:
MisterMistoffelees Featured By Owner Apr 2, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
I didn't know there was such a thing as a Baptist artist!  Yeah, yeah, I know, my bad...

You are an absolute philosopher king, K-Bo!... :)
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:iconartezz:
Artezz Featured By Owner Apr 2, 2014
Thats not funny, thats real stupidity right there.
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:iconjbwarner86:
jbwarner86 Featured By Owner Apr 2, 2014
I never thought of it like that before... :D
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:iconrobertcr:
RobertCR Featured By Owner Apr 2, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
After reading a comment explaining the joke, all I could think about is, wow, that's good. XD
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:iconulitmasephiroth:
UlitmaSephiroth Featured By Owner Apr 2, 2014
That awkward moment when you realize that Religion actually does this people (at least the religions that enforce the whole celibacy bit)
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:iconfirexice:
FireXIce Featured By Owner Apr 2, 2014  Hobbyist Photographer
I expected that to end in a completely different way.
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:icondarkmarxsoul:
DarkMarxSoul Featured By Owner Apr 2, 2014  Student Writer
Ah Catholics.
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Octoboy-the-8th Featured By Owner Apr 2, 2014
I dunno, you'd think if putting their fins up shark-style was that much of a sexual tension relief, dolphins wouldn't be so ravenously sex-hungry all the time. Though maybe I'm just underestimating the levels of the cetacean libido. I wouldn't be surprised.

Your expressions here amuse me as always. 
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:iconold-marcie1234:
Old-Marcie1234 Featured By Owner Apr 3, 2014
Sex to them is like using social media for us, so…we all have.
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:iconte-kun:
te-kun Featured By Owner Apr 2, 2014
Dolphins seems to perform all sort of sexual acts, sometimes fins can be included.

I was expecting a joke about their sex or body parts.
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:iconsonicwolvelina99:
SonicWolvelina99 Featured By Owner Apr 2, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Apparently, they go on killing sprees if they don't get enough sex.
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:icontherealmister86:
TheRealMister86 Featured By Owner Apr 2, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Just like some humans.
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:iconmillgiass:
millgiass Featured By Owner Apr 2, 2014
She must be a Catholic. 
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:iconthelastironman:
TheLastIronMan Featured By Owner Apr 2, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
It was probably like

:iconsweetjesusfaceplz: :iconsaysplz:Sweet Jesus that's refreshing!:iconsaysendplz:
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:icondeadcobra:
DeadCobra Featured By Owner Apr 2, 2014
Funny
Christian
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:iconbkuhn:
bkuhn Featured By Owner Apr 2, 2014
Is that Roxanne? Well, this wouldn't be the first time she said something weird, right?
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:iconmirandathepanda:
MirandaThePanda Featured By Owner Apr 2, 2014
funny, then feels sad and awful :(

. . . . . . WHY??!!
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