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Enlisted Stormtrooper Part 2 by kevinbolk Enlisted Stormtrooper Part 2 by kevinbolk
So I simply had to do a full-color follow up to yesterday's 'The First Enlisted Stormtrooper' cartoon...


This is what happens when you push the new guy too far. X.x
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:iconcaliber127:
Caliber127 Featured By Owner Dec 10, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I loved this lil comic, too funny, but the enlisted stormtroopers couldn't aim to save their lives lol firing from the hip. lol At least the clones *actually* aimed. (Been on a Star Wars watching bender XD)
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SpadeRiff Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Way to go little man, you sure showed them who's boss.
Oh, and don't forget to show up at your Imperial court martial tomorrow 0800 hours sharp! I hear Vader isn't really the patient type
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Swagtasticnoodle Featured By Owner Jul 7, 2013
I like it, but the clones are the ones that hit stuff and the recruits are the ones that miss.
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cmmdrsigma Featured By Owner Oct 23, 2013
Nope, it's the 2nd gen "clones of clones" with wimpy flash training that miss. I don't think troopers started getting recruited from the mongrel population until the Dalla/Late Reminant era, and she enlisted aliens in her troops as well. 
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SpadeRiff Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Yup, it's the new meat cans that gives clones a bad name.
Ever since they ditched Kamino for Arkanian Micro in an attempt to bolster numbers at the cost of efficiency. The original clone troopers were meant to be among the best army in the galaxy
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KINGRIEVOUS Featured By Owner Jun 23, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
i know you didint just shoot a 501st legion stormtrooper!!!!!
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:iconjacobgra:
JacobGra Featured By Owner Feb 26, 2015
Nah just a random wannabe 501st nothing too big
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KINGRIEVOUS Featured By Owner Feb 27, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Good God that comment was old....

But, none the less, the 501st are some of the finest soldiers the Star Wars galaxy has to offer. 
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DaLintyMan Featured By Owner May 7, 2013
Prequel troopers were better than stormies.
Just sayin. For perspective.
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:iconwolf-man-hunter:
wolf-man-hunter Featured By Owner Jun 11, 2013
Yeah, they stopped breeding master race super soldiers after the Jedi got killed off. Military discipline took a nose dive after that...
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DaLintyMan Featured By Owner Jun 11, 2013
At least clones could hit targets running away from them... And could fight.

The Empire needs neural resocialization.
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Unknownmarksman115 Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Movie and Comic difference for Stormtroopers:
Comics: Armor helped and they actually aimed.
Movies: Need a say it?
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masimage Featured By Owner Dec 29, 2012  Student Photographer
Brilliant. More Please.......!!!!
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:iconth3laughingman:
th3laughingman Featured By Owner Dec 23, 2012
literally lol man gud job[link]
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HetaliaPossessed Featured By Owner Dec 16, 2012
you should make more of these! they're so funny! I love them!
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CoreyAMurray Featured By Owner Sep 14, 2012
In Imperial Stormtroopers' defense, it can be very hard to shoot a moving target.

Real soldiers often use the tactic of firing at where the enemy will be instead of at the enemy's current position.

...Unless you're saying the Stormtroopers can't hit a solitary object, in which case sad for them.
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SpadeRiff Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I think you mean "stationary"
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CoreyAMurray Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2013
Ah, sorry about that. ^^;
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:iconspaderiff:
SpadeRiff Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Ah, no need to apologize.
I was just trying to help :D
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:iconcoreyamurray:
CoreyAMurray Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2013
no prob :)
Thanks for correcting me.
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Studlyfudd13 Featured By Owner Aug 31, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I love the prequel trash comment... made me literally lol
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viciousjaws Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2011
No no no no no. This won't do.
No Stormtrooper may actually hit their target, and must maintain bad aim.
That is Stormtrooper code.
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Stitchedintoreality Featured By Owner Jul 17, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I personally believe they were just all Rebel sympathizers.
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DKROY Featured By Owner Jun 16, 2012
Right on!
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:iconstreled:
Streled Featured By Owner Nov 30, 2011   Traditional Artist
The shorters are the bests, look at Yoda.
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Supersonicman96 Featured By Owner Oct 8, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Better shooter than most stormtroopers XD
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DarkOracle117 Featured By Owner May 7, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Oi! Fett clones are superb marksmen. A lot if not all of the stormies in the original were enlistees. Only a few legions of pure Fett clones remained, most either suffering a premature death due to the accelerated aging process or getting KIA. In fact, the Fett clones were considered to be the model troopers, long after the last of them disappeared from Imperial ranks.

TLDR: Clonetroopers ftw
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PlagueJester Featured By Owner Apr 15, 2011
ROFLMAO!
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PTDuckie Featured By Owner Apr 8, 2011
ha, pay backs a...well, you know.
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jakcrash347 Featured By Owner Apr 3, 2011
hey be thankful, at lest none of them are sparkly vampires
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DKROY Featured By Owner Jun 16, 2012
They have zombie stormtroopers so sooner or later they'll be vampire stormtoopers and stormtrooper ballerina dancers and waht not. Just have to wait.
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KillerMaverick Featured By Owner Mar 27, 2011
Oh, and also......
BOOM! HEADSHOT!
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KillerMaverick Featured By Owner Mar 26, 2011
ORIGINAL STAR WARS FTW!!!!
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luke99877 Featured By Owner Mar 24, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
Isn't it weird how the clones were so good at shooting then when they turned into stormtroopers they sucked?
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flarrthegriffen Featured By Owner Mar 15, 2011
...Sexy

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aRT2MS Featured By Owner Mar 11, 2011  Hobbyist
way to go new guy!!!!
storm troopers canīt shoot!
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:iconart2ms:
aRT2MS Featured By Owner Mar 11, 2011  Hobbyist
and their lives depend upon it!
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amon-ra-chibi Featured By Owner Mar 11, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
:XD: Excellent point
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Jenu1 Featured By Owner Mar 10, 2011
xDD last panel is HILARIOUS!
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:iconvashstar:
VashStar Featured By Owner Mar 10, 2011
Nice that's all I can
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The-White-Sparrow Featured By Owner Mar 9, 2011
They are all mindless clones anyhow. You're a unique snowflake of humanity.

Besides, I think everyone agrees having a person shorter than them around makes them feel just a little taller. :meow:
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NeroKarasu Featured By Owner Mar 9, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
Lol WOOH! Kick that clones ass bro
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Mariogal Featured By Owner Mar 8, 2011
LOL KEVIN CANCER FACE XD
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AuthorGirl86 Featured By Owner Mar 8, 2011
the comment about aiming might actually burn more, since it's so true :p
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SmoG878 Featured By Owner Mar 7, 2011  Student Filmographer
OH SNAP! *plays the sfx of the gun in my head*
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KajininNoKonoha Featured By Owner Mar 7, 2011
Haha!! The KEVINATOR just OWNED dat CLONE! That must've felt good. :iconfeelingfullplz:
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UncleScooter Featured By Owner Mar 7, 2011  Professional Artist
Those Clones- the one good that came out of them was Boba Fett having a cool accent (THAT'S IT!) :no:
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Thymine-7 Featured By Owner Mar 7, 2011  Hobbyist Filmographer
Seriously! Did they hit anybody ?
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:iconpersondev:
PersonDev Featured By Owner Mar 7, 2011
Haha. Go new guy!
PS - You can just shoot their legs and they'll be the same height as you. :thumbsup::D
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HavocKitten Featured By Owner Mar 6, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
GO K-BO!!
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