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Ensign Sue Must Die BEGINS NOW by kevinbolk Ensign Sue Must Die BEGINS NOW by kevinbolk
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Ensign Mary Amethyst Star Enoby Aiko Archer Picard Janeway Sue is the youngest officer in Starfleet. A skilled linguist… an unmatched warrior… a cunning strategist… a scientific genius… a gentle healer… a passionate lover… She is a woman of exceptional beauty, perfect in every way…

…and she's driving the crew of a certain enterprising starship INSANE!

Ensign Sue…will she save the universe or destroy it? Or will her shipmates murder her first? Find out in this trek-tastic parody that boldy goes where….ah, you know the rest.
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jjl999 Featured By Owner Jan 12, 2013
Fire! Fire all guns! Don't stop till she's been ATOMIZED!
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RoseOfGod Featured By Owner May 5, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I read this comic.

Your chibis are adorable.
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crazyforchocobos Featured By Owner Sep 11, 2011
Looks like s good laugh! I'm goona read it!
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6-Qubed Featured By Owner Jul 30, 2011
Just noticing the way she's holding her arm.

Invoking Godwin's Law in 3... 2... 1...
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that-disturbedguy Featured By Owner Feb 18, 2011  Hobbyist Artist
lol I love it...so cute and such a long name ^^
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Lulumewtrainer Featured By Owner Jan 13, 2011  Student Traditional Artist
Even if there ISN'T a title to the comic; anyone who reads will eventually think :iconpissedplz::iconsaysplz:"Man, this chick really needs to DIE!"
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Urahkin Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2010
hmmm i'll chose love (looking at wut sue said)
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:iconaph-zannone:
APH-Zannone Featured By Owner Oct 27, 2010
She scares me. She's too..perfect. BC
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JediSenshi Featured By Owner Jul 21, 2010  Hobbyist Artist
I saw this at Polaris 24 on the weekend.
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:iconxarti:
Xarti Featured By Owner Jul 7, 2010  Student General Artist
The comic series is awesome :), Kevinbolk and comicalclare.
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pokeman122 Featured By Owner Jun 20, 2010
If it's not too late, we can drop her off at the Death Dtar in the SW universe if it's not too late. Or switch her uniform to red so she can have a plain ol' generic death.

Funny, and ironic this Mary Sue is from a series the very first Sue originated.
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:iconcapdoodlemcphotoshop:
She spilled red nail polish on her shirt?
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:iconpietroigor:
Pietroigor Featured By Owner Jun 2, 2010
"Love me or perish"?
That's a strange menace!
XD
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:icontoulon2342:
toulon2342 Featured By Owner Jun 1, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
Love it!
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:iconkwartzkitten:
KwartzKitten Featured By Owner May 31, 2010  Student General Artist
lol.
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:iconmarneythecargirl:
marneythecargirl Featured By Owner May 31, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
That's so cute!
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Colonel-Dietrik Featured By Owner May 30, 2010
Not much of a Treky but she's kinda my type..."love me or parish"? Sorta what I want from people...I know soooo many ways to submit people to my will...Ensign Sue will be no acception but a challenge
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JeremyAcorn Featured By Owner May 30, 2010
I'm on it!
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:icondavemetlesits:
davemetlesits Featured By Owner May 30, 2010
I'm so watching this :D

When I was designing my USS Polaris crew, I worked hard not to make them Mary Sues.
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:iconmiss-a-sketches:
Miss-A-sketches Featured By Owner May 30, 2010  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Wonderful concept, execution, and great giggle!
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enterprising-bones Featured By Owner May 30, 2010
I can't wait to see how McCoy reacts to this...
Also Scotty.
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RosenRotSonne Featured By Owner May 30, 2010  Student
Intersting I should probably check that out.
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:iconang-phoenix:
ANG-Phoenix Featured By Owner May 30, 2010
I'm SO reading this
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:icongamer28:
Gamer28 Featured By Owner May 29, 2010
I'm really looking forward to this.
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:iconrachello344:
rachello344 Featured By Owner May 29, 2010  Hobbyist Writer
She can't necessarily die. She's not a Red Shirt after all.
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Vryko-Lakas Featured By Owner May 29, 2010
I have a theory that perfectly explains the original Ensign Sue, or any other Mary Sue in Star Trek fanfiction.
Ensign Sue = Ensign Q!
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chocolatestrawberry Featured By Owner May 29, 2010
Oh, man, I'm definitely going to read this series. I loved the first page. X)
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bluessaurus Featured By Owner May 29, 2010  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
There is a girl who will die very painfully... :XD:
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Number39 Featured By Owner May 29, 2010
Enoby...

I see what you did there!
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DarkestElemental616 Featured By Owner May 29, 2010  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
:iconexcitedplz:
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MJBivouac Featured By Owner May 29, 2010
Oh Kevin! Great stuff. You should be making millions!
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AxleGrease-75 Featured By Owner May 29, 2010
Sounds interesting!
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Jumbifed Featured By Owner May 29, 2010  Hobbyist Artist
Don't mind little Mary Sue, she's too perfect to disagree with.
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EquidnaRojo Featured By Owner May 29, 2010  Hobbyist Digital Artist
XD I've been eager to see how you'd handle this comic XD I heard Mary Sues can be extremely dificult to use well, so I'm curious to see if you guys can pull this off! XD
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AnnaAngst1313 Featured By Owner May 29, 2010
OMG YES. This roxx my soxx totally, since I'm about to turn into a terrible annoying ST-Fantard xD I'll definitively follow this 8D :heart:
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Skull-and-Bone Featured By Owner May 29, 2010  Hobbyist
Have you ever read the fic that inspired the term "Mary Sue".
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kevinbolk Featured By Owner May 29, 2010
I have. It's really short.
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Kiki-ishtar Featured By Owner May 29, 2010
lol, this is adorable :XD: i really loook forward to future installments :D

it's kinda funny, it reminds myself of how much my first few characters were mary sue themselves :iconhurrrplz:
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russetwolf13 Featured By Owner May 29, 2010  Hobbyist Writer
You had me at "skilled linguist".
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FoilFaerie Featured By Owner May 29, 2010
This looks hysterical!
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ShankSilenzikilu Featured By Owner May 29, 2010
The blue orb that looks like a Pokéball made me :iconiloveitplz: and :iconwthplz: at the same time!
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WoWnerdsrule Featured By Owner May 29, 2010
o.O I dont get it but she's cute! lol o h hey kevin, I might make u an adoptable, not using squibly of corse, but they're cute and .....RAINBOWY! =D it's for ur b-lated bday present, lol if u love emoticons you'll love these lil gaiz <3
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SynDuo Featured By Owner May 29, 2010   General Artist
She will never match the majesty that is of Lt. Reginald Barclay All worship the glory that is Mr. Broccoli.

In all serious, oh she is so cute, ozeh-boo-boo
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potato-u-princess Featured By Owner May 29, 2010
<suv>-Grins madly-

This is gonna be awesome!
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:iconbenze1:
benze1 Featured By Owner May 29, 2010
I'm so excited!
it looks like itll be great!
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:iconerreip199:
erreip199 Featured By Owner May 29, 2010
id rather eject of the ship and die in outer space than have her as an officer :D
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:icongamer28:
Gamer28 Featured By Owner May 29, 2010
Awesome
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ceebers Featured By Owner May 29, 2010
Oh god. That is just. I don't even know how to describe it.

*instantly watches comicalclare*
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catc0617 Featured By Owner May 29, 2010  Hobbyist Digital Artist
^o^
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insanefastone Featured By Owner May 29, 2010
OH LAWD. xD

THIS I LIKE.
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