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Ensign Two: The Wrath of Sue 16 by kevinbolk Ensign Two: The Wrath of Sue 16 by kevinbolk
The sequel to "Ensign Sue Must Die!" continues! Brought to you by :iconcomicalclare: and :iconkevinbolk:

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ToxicPanda5 Featured By Owner Jul 18, 2014
WARNING! Carry on reading! Or you will die, even if you only looked at the word warning!
Once there was a little girl called Clarissa, she was ten-years-old and she lived in a mental
hospital, because she killed her mom and her dad. She got so bad she went to kill all the
staff in the hospital so the More-government decided that best idea was to get rid of her so
they set up a special room to kill her, as humane as possible but it went wrong the
machine they were using went wrong. And she sat there in agony for hours until she died.
Now every week on the day of her death she returns to the person that reads this letter, on
a Monday night at 12:00 a.m. She creeps into your room and kills you slowly, by cutting you
and watching you bleed to death. Now send this to ten other pictures on this one site, and
she will haunt someone else who doesn't. This isn't fake. apparently, if you copy and paste
this to ten comments in the next ten minutes you will have the best day of your life tomorrow.You
will either get kissed or asked out, if you break this chain u will see a little dead girl in your room
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Ghastasaur Featured By Owner Feb 1, 2015
dude. 
i have read like- a billion of these types of messages. obviously, i am not dead. i didn't break the chain.
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:iconhuskeygirl3:
Huskeygirl3 Featured By Owner Jan 27, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Poor guy...
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:iconkuroitenshi13:
kuroitenshi13 Featured By Owner Oct 24, 2013  Professional General Artist
It did hurt, makes me proud though that I got all the japanese.  XD  This comic is a hoot now that I'm finally getting the time to read it.
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SuperSamVision Featured By Owner Sep 20, 2013
Chekov's girlfriend is Irina Galliulin?
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:icondoomtay:
DoomTay Featured By Owner Jun 29, 2013
I'll bet the iffy grammar caused the ship's translator to not function properly
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:iconqatheauthoress:
QAtheAuthoress Featured By Owner Jun 28, 2013  Student Artisan Crafter
Poor Sulu. XD The last panel and line killed me.
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:iconillegalsympathy:
IllegalSympathy Featured By Owner May 29, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I understood "Kebin Boruko" and "Suponsaa"
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:iconretro7:
Retro7 Featured By Owner May 29, 2013   General Artist
I don't even know honorifics (well a few) but I can sympathize with Sulu.
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:iconxxobscuraxx:
xXObscuraXx Featured By Owner May 22, 2013
XDDDDDDD
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:iconpewterkat:
PewterKat Featured By Owner May 20, 2013  Professional General Artist
Dejected Sulu. XD
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:iconfire-ninja-yamakaza:
Fire-Ninja-Yamakaza Featured By Owner May 16, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Yeah I hate those people too. I don't know much Japanese now but I do know what honorifics a woman should use and which ones not to
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:iconschwarzerritter:
SchwarzerRitter Featured By Owner Apr 26, 2013
Sulu, you brought a katana to a gunfight.
It is not like you have any dignity left.
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:iconrubixa-seraph:
Rubixa-Seraph Featured By Owner Jun 21, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
In his defense though, without that katana, he could have been stuck still tangled and tethered down by that parachute until he fell into the drill. :XD:
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:iconschwarzerritter:
SchwarzerRitter Featured By Owner Jun 21, 2013
Maybe I am remembering it wrong, but the tangled guy was a redshirt and died short after cutting the ropes anyway.
Sulu dropped his phaser. Then he takes a katana handle out of his pocket which assembles itself into a full katana.

He never used a katana is the series.
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Rubixa-Seraph Featured By Owner Jun 21, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Just in case we're confusing each other, I am talking about the 2009 reboot. (highly doubt we're talking about something else, but, just in case, LOL.)

The red-shirt was named Olson or something like that, and he died by pull his parachute open too late, got caught and drawn into the drill. 

Kirk made a successful landing and was able to withdraw his parachute. 

Sulu, however, was shot at in mid-air, and his course was disrupted due to the holes in his parachute. I do believe he ended up tangled somewhere or somehow when he landed and was getting dragged to the edge of the platform when he assembled that Katana and cut himself free.

Of course, I'm no android, don't take my word completely. Maybe we ought to use this excuse to just re-watch the movie, hah-hah. 

And I haven't watched TOS all the way, but on the other hand, I can easily believe you that he never used a katana in the series. He said he did fencing...and fencing is not done with katanas, LOL.
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SchwarzerRitter Featured By Owner Jun 21, 2013
Your version is probably more accurate.
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:iconrubixa-seraph:
Rubixa-Seraph Featured By Owner Jun 21, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Ah-hah-hah, well, I try. :XD:
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MetalixK Featured By Owner May 9, 2013
Actually, depending on the rules of the setting he's in he's probably in better shape to win than anyone with phasers. Most Anime worlds would bend over backwards to ensure he wins.

Unless he's in Afro Samurai. Then his chances fall to about 50/50.
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:iconschwarzerritter:
SchwarzerRitter Featured By Owner May 9, 2013
He did it in the movie.
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DancingOnMars Featured By Owner Apr 22, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Sue hurts my brain..... WHYYYY..... Of course, I have no soul, so at least that wasn't damaged!
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:iconstrudel--cutie4427:
Strudel--Cutie4427 Featured By Owner Apr 22, 2013   Writer
:iconglompy-plz::iconsaysplz:Yaoi yaoi kawaii Sue yaoi yaoi buttsecks!

((Sorry, I just couldn't resist that))
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goodbyemoon Featured By Owner Apr 22, 2013
As someone who is learning Japanese I can honestly say that I cringed. Especially the first part where she's trying to introduce herself.
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Strudel--Cutie4427 Featured By Owner Apr 22, 2013   Writer
oh jeez... what did she say >.<
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goodbyemoon Featured By Owner Apr 27, 2013
She mixed up her introduction and introduced herself as male. Also called Sulu, teacher Sulu (Sulu corrects her in the next panel).

The next part I think she is saying this show is brought to you by Teikyou. I'm still learning so I'm not really sure.
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ChildofAura Featured By Owner Apr 30, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
What I learned from someone at the Interrobang page is that she said something along the lines of "This is sponsored by Clare Moseley and Kevin Bolk." It was meant to be a humorous reference.

Thank goodness for the person on Interrobang, because I don't speak a shred of Japanese anyways.
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Strudel--Cutie4427 Featured By Owner Apr 27, 2013   Writer
:lmao: No wonder he was so horrorfied
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ShmoryGilmore Featured By Owner Apr 21, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Chekov's girlfriend is suspiciously subtle and unnoticed by the others <.<
I can feel Sulu's pain :iconcryforeverplz:
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:iconmetalixk:
MetalixK Featured By Owner May 9, 2013
Her subtlety and ability to go unnoticed are the main reasons why I'm convinced she's NOT a Sue. No Sue can go this long without being the center of EVERYONE'S attention. Add in the consistant eyes and common hair color, and I'd actually be shocked to find out otherwise.
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DTJB Featured By Owner Apr 20, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
That sense of accomplishment when I understood all of panel 5 without double checking.
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flubbersaurus Featured By Owner Apr 20, 2013  Student Artist
Oh god it's so true.
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anime1999 Featured By Owner Apr 20, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
nice
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DNA-The-Authoress Featured By Owner Apr 19, 2013
Oh my word... ow, I think my eyes and ears are bleeding... :cries: He really needs a hug... :huggle:
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AssemblerOfSouls Featured By Owner Apr 19, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
XD I cracked up when she used the cliche sponsor line!
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Youryuu-Ren Featured By Owner Apr 18, 2013
Dear internet,
I'm reading Sulu's lines in George Takei's voice... Is this normal?
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:iconnamida009:
namida009 Featured By Owner Apr 18, 2013
You are not alone.
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:iconyouryuu-ren:
Youryuu-Ren Featured By Owner Apr 18, 2013
Good, just checking.
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:icongarsedj:
garsedj Featured By Owner Apr 18, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
oh my !
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:iconyouryuu-ren:
Youryuu-Ren Featured By Owner Apr 18, 2013
Yup.
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zXSeiyaXz411 Featured By Owner Apr 18, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Ok, I've been trying to learn Japanese on my own for quite some time... and that... made no sense.

Can someone PLEASE tell me what in the SAM-HECK she was saying? ._.
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AkiraKeoro Featured By Owner Apr 18, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I understand half of it but that's because I had a friend who spoke like this. I taught her how to speak somewhat accurate Japanese now though. I understand the 4th and 5th pannal but not the 7th.
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zXSeiyaXz411 Featured By Owner Apr 22, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Anything you can translate is okay by me. Because I just got... soooo lost ^^"
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:iconakirakeoro:
AkiraKeoro Featured By Owner Apr 22, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Basicly she is saying "Hi" "I(mail form) am Anna Mae Sue (she forgot to switch her name)" Replace this with おなまいは (insert her name with the last name first here)です。onamai-wa (I forget if I am spelling this right) Sue Annadesu. (I am not shure with middle names) "Nice to meet you!" "The Marval Universe is Cute!" "Hi (polite version) Sulu Teacher"

The rest isn't very clear to me. Maybe she is talking about some Anime. If she is she isn't useing the "to see" verb 見ます or 見る "みます or みる" "Mimasu miru" or mention the word テリビ "teribi" or アニメ "anime" at the end she says good bye. I'm suprized she didn't say バイバイ "BaiBai"

I know how to talk it but spelling in any language I am not good at...

Sorry if this is long and a lot of particular stuff. Also if some of this is wrong I am only in my second year of Japanese...
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zXSeiyaXz411 Featured By Owner Apr 23, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
At least I got some explanation, I have to learn Japanese on my own and its not easy considering I amm also learning French and Spanish (French becuase of Travel, Spanish because of Family, Japanese because its my heart's desire) so its a lot to work through. I'm good at Romanji, but not Kanji or Katakana.
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AkiraKeoro Featured By Owner Apr 23, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Can you read Hiragana? That and Katakana are the first two ones you might want to learn. Katakana and Kanji are the most popular to use but Hiragana is still useful for when you are trying to type in Japanese. All of the paticals like "boku/watashi-wa" Wa is a partical but because my typing program isn't working atm I cant show you what it looks like.
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zXSeiyaXz411 Featured By Owner Apr 24, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I should be learning from you. The only other person I know to teach me is Hedemi and Kyoko. SO yea, I need help ^_^
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AkiraKeoro Featured By Owner Apr 24, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I would sugest finding a 日本語の先生 ”にほんごのせんせい” "Nihongo-no sensei" That is actually from Japan or has been to japan in the past. I am not a good teacher

By the way 日本語 is the Japanese Language, 日本 is Japan, and 先生 is teacher. These are the first Kanji I learned. I would also suggest learning how to type in Japanese, it's not that hard you literally type "aiueo" to get あいうえお (the first few symbols in the hiragana "alphabet")
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Swordsman826 Featured By Owner Apr 17, 2013
Damn moon speak!
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:iconochaonomu:
ochaonomu Featured By Owner Apr 17, 2013
"That hurt my soul". Well-put.
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Minakichan Featured By Owner Apr 17, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I always kinda mouth "goran no sponsor no teikyou de ookurishimasu" too.
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