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Ensign Two: The Wrath of Sue 21 by kevinbolk Ensign Two: The Wrath of Sue 21 by kevinbolk
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:iconfangirlinthetardis:
FangirlInTheTardis Featured By Owner Aug 30, 2013
oh my god the doctor at hogwarts
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baconbits1760 Featured By Owner Jul 19, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
oh my god david tennant can't be defeated by 11th doctor! not that i dont like the 11th doctor just not as much
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carcinocancer Featured By Owner Jun 30, 2013  Student General Artist
>Be the Troll with the multi colored hair and rainbow blood

Your name is PRINCESS AVE MARIANA SUE and you are probably THE MOST BEAUTIFUL TROLL in all of Alternia. You have MULTI COLORED HAIR that reaches your midback the swishes gracefully with every step you take. You also have RAINBOW BLOOD another thing that sets you apart from other trolls, but makes you all the more special. Another trait is that your name defies the 6 letter rule that applies with all troll names but youīre too good for that, you believe that rules should never apply to people who believe in anything different! You are ment to be THE TRUE EMPRESS other than feferi since rainbow blood is rare and also happens to be HIGHER THAN THE IMPERIOUS CONDESCENCION AND FEFERI combined! You seem to know a vast number of languages considering you are HALF EVERY NATIONALITY/RACE IN THE KNOWN UNIVERSE thatīs why your team thinks youīre so important! All of the boys are in love with you and just canīt seem to keep their eyes off you! (neither can the girls really) but the thing is YOU DONīT LIKE GIRLS in that way even though most trolls DONīT CARE FOR GENDER youīre different! Thatīs why you DONīT GO BY THE QUADRANT SYSTEM at all, and are friends/lovers with Everyone! You donīt have a lusus and learned how to fend for yourself and your strife specibus is the RAINBOWBEAMKIND. Your symbol is a rainbow and like kanaya, you have a THING FOR FASHION.Your god tier title is PRINCESS OF TIMESPACERAGEHOPEBLOODMINDBREATHLIGHTVOIDHEARTLIFEDOOM, which is the most powerful of all godtiers since youīre given FULL POWER OF ALL ASPECTS. You also TyP3 !N 4 mAnN3r T)(4tīs 8lMO2T !LL3G1BLE!!!!!
What will you do now?


i think how troll sue would be personally.
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Kermitthefrog223456 Featured By Owner Jun 14, 2013
Shame that Star Trek characters can't use magic...
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elphieofkiamoko Featured By Owner Jun 7, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH I'M SO BEHIND DX
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Katakana1 Featured By Owner Jun 7, 2013
:clap:
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QSB123 Featured By Owner Jun 4, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I'm going to assume the little comment in panel one was a jab at fan trolls, and not Homestuck itself. That having been said, I can't wait to see what happens in the magical world of Harry Potter.
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MaddieCats Featured By Owner Jun 4, 2013
oh man. homestuck ref!
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sleepybear09 Featured By Owner Jun 3, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
ha ha homestuck i knew i loved your comics for a reason
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Girgirl2012 Featured By Owner Jun 2, 2013  Hobbyist Photographer
omg I love the third panel. That's my fae thing to say if I explain the show to anyone
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:iconmayoku-artz:
mayoku-artz Featured By Owner May 30, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
heack yeah, the wibbly wobbly line! :D
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:iconanniekaye:
AnnieKaye Featured By Owner May 30, 2013
Oh my gosh no way!!!! XD
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:iconcddmanful:
cddmanful Featured By Owner May 29, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I was hoping I would see the "wibbly wobbly [etc]" quote somewhere in this--it had to be! Your Doctor is cooler than the current one, btw [*he says, fearing backlash from fans of the current Dr.*]
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GratefulReflex Featured By Owner May 29, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
from this page I read the whole entire thing, this got to be one of the most hilarious things I've ever read! Great work and keep 'em coming.
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Rhys1010 Featured By Owner May 29, 2013
That always is a give away.
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:iconjirachithegreat:
JirachitheGreat Featured By Owner May 29, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Well, I just started re reading the HP series. Damn Mary Sues.
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:iconunderdog-girl:
Underdog-Girl Featured By Owner May 29, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Star Trek, Doctor Who, and Harry Potter... This will be hilarious to watch. =D
(By the way, love the Doctor's expressions!!)
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Utsuneko Featured By Owner May 29, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Hello-- I think I love you
:iconiloveitplz:
//goes off to find page 1
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Octoboy-the-8th Featured By Owner May 29, 2013
Finally, back at Hogwarts! It's time to face the original Sue once and for all!

Thinking about it, it is interesting how this story works... Is there one god who controls all of the universes in this story? If Sue could die in the Star Trek universe and be brought back to life in the Harry Potter universe... I do wonder how that plays out.

And I just realized how challenging this might be for these guys if the technology they usually rely on can't be used. I haven't stopped to think of whether a poké ball would technically be "technology" and not work near Hogwarts. That might be trouble, wouldn't it?
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Inzane3000 Featured By Owner May 29, 2013
>Be the Mary Sue.

You are now MARRIA SUSSAN, TERROR FROM BEYOND THE 6TH WALL.

As narrator-chan just said, your name is MARRIA SUSSAN. You have a variety of INTERESTS, such as SHIPPING and BEING AWESOME. You are a RAINBOW BLOOD, but no drone or troll can bring themselves to cull you. You are simply too kawaii. Your kawaiiness is perhaps your greatest power. You have all of the powers by the way. All of them. Your lusus is a giant NYAN CAT, who must constantly be fed a rainbow slurry of LUSUS BLOOD, otherwise she will release THE VAST NYAN, turning every troll in the galaxy into a poptart. She is still without a doubt the fourth most kawaii thing ever. The first is you of course, the second and third are your dreamselves, who are both awake. Speaking of Sgrub, you are the BARD/MUSE of TIME/SPACE, and unbeknownst to you your ectobiology vat had your entire sylladex ejected into it, causing you to be born PART FIRST GUARDIAN, PART CHERUB, PART LEPRECHAUN, GRIMDARK AND TRICKSTER AT THE SAME TIME, and ALREADY GOD TIER. You are in STAR-HEART-HORSESHOE with your evil Cherub alter ego, NASSUS AIRRAM. You are SECRET MOIRAILS with Nepeta, who you taught everything she knows about shipping. You are HUMAN MARRIED to both Eridan and Sollux, neither of whom know what the hell that means. You are in a RATHER ONE-SIDED KISMESISTUDE with Vriska, who you don't hate, but you are TOTALLY getting black vibes from whenever you tell her to lose a few pounds. You also consider yourself THE BEST AUSPISTICE, mediating everyone c3< everyone. Your trolltag is marySue and :3D--> *y0u TrY t0 1Nc0rP3R4T3 4lL y0uR fR13nDs Qu1rKs 1nT0 Y0Ur Sp33Ch, 8uT 1Ts )(4Rd. 1tS )(4rD 4Nd N0 0n3 uNd3rSt4nDs. Ww3)(* (imagine that text was in rainbow)

Later you will play a game with 12 friends and then win single-handedly by going double God Tier, but first you must deal with Captain Kirk and The Doctor, who you just sensed coming with your First Guardian powers. Those didn't stop being a thing or anything.

There, I believe that is an accurate description of what troll Mary Sue would be like. Feel free to point out if I didn't break canon blatantly enough anywhere. And as for the "that pony universe was almost as bad as the one with all the grey-skinned trolls", I think that was just referring to the number of Mary Sues the universe was infected with. Remember how many there were in the MLP universe? With some of the fantrolls I've seen Alternia would be even worse. Hell, I bet they never even got to see any ACTUAL trolls or get any information about the universe itself, just a warped view from all the Mary Sues. But for simplicity's sake I condensed all the qualities of a bad fantroll into a single Marria Sussan.
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Magdaleen-96 Featured By Owner May 31, 2013  Student General Artist
Haaa, perfect.

And now I'll add stuff! She should have a MULTI-syllable title, like "Princess/Lumberjack/Heiress/First Guardian of Life, the Multiverse and Everything" or something stupid like that. For extra sue points, you know.

AND, her name shouldn't follow the 6/6 letter rule! Nothing about her follows the rules! Her horns could be non-orange (heck, they should change colors constantly)!
She should be overpowered, like having all of the canon psychic powers at once, no side effects, as well as a bunch of other powers! Like invincibility and stuff. She makes everyone nearby fall in love with her without even trying.
Her symbol could be a filled-in rainbow star that constantly changes colors somehow. (troll symbols aren't supposed to be two-dimensional, you know)
She should have a dreamself on both Prospit and Derse! And both of them woke up before she started playing the game. She knows everything about the future and past thanks to the clouds of Skaia!
Maybe she was hatched with wings that aren't even in her blood color(s)!
And she's totally in a ~flushed canon relationship~ with Dave, Dirk, Jake, John, Caliborn, Lord English and Gamzee, Karkat, Sollux, Eridan and Tavros simultaneously. Swoon~
(but not Equius, he's apparently a creep that nobody wants. She's black with all of the girls! ALL OF THEM)
Also, she's half seadweller and has cat ears in addition to her horns, of which there are plenty of. And even if she wasn't a trickster, she'd wear a lot of bright colors that clearly wouldn't get her culled! *cough, cough*

okay, i'm getting a bit carried away here. I know a little too much about creating fantrolls and what to avoid. And making sues on purpose is honestly way too fun.

also, somehow I understand her quirk.
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Quilava23 Featured By Owner May 29, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
pffff gray troll things
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:iconcaluluwind:
CaluluWind Featured By Owner May 29, 2013
Drat, I was hoping to see some sort of Karkat freakout in the Homestuck universe.
Oh well, maybe there's a My Immortal ref. coming up.
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:iconfox914:
fox914 Featured By Owner May 29, 2013
'ARRY POTTA
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:iconquity190:
Quity190 Featured By Owner May 29, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
couldnt agree more...
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:iconfixinman:
fixinman Featured By Owner May 29, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Wow a situation where Voldemort isn't the scariest thing there. (Ever notice how Voldemort is in spell-check and Gandalf isn't.)
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EA-Firestorm Featured By Owner May 29, 2013
They'll find Ensign Sue prime =D
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abeamofsunlight Featured By Owner May 29, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
~*attempts to keep my fangirly squealing to a minimum*~


~*fails miserably*~
EEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! :heart: I'm not sure which I'm loving more! The newest page or that it's the HP-verse's turn. :heart:
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A-Lucky-Mutt Featured By Owner May 29, 2013
ha! xD
I love homestuck, but I can see why they wouldn't. c': trolls can be mean >3>
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JetfireWeasley5 Featured By Owner May 29, 2013
Kay, I'm torn between wanting a My Immortal reference for the laughs and never wanting to relive that fic again... :XD:
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Desmodeus Featured By Owner May 29, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Oh wow, just when I'd buried that particular memory!
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BuniChii Featured By Owner May 29, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Ghgh the "omg haha mlp and homestuck suck" comments kind of ruin it. Why do people have to take a joke so far? I'm not even a fan of either of those things but ugh.
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RoxelsGirl Featured By Owner May 29, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
OMG does this mean Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way is gonna be in this?! :'D
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Phoenix1027 Featured By Owner May 29, 2013  Student General Artist
Aww, I wish I could see the one with the gray-skinned trolls.
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:iconjowain92:
Jowain92 Featured By Owner May 29, 2013  Student Writer
Ah yes, it's THAT universe. This should be fun! :excited:
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Annihilator1 Featured By Owner May 29, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
Awesomeness.
And it's just going to get weirder.
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NezumiYuki Featured By Owner May 29, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
OH GODS this space cadet soooooooo approves of THIS!

The Doctor + Trek + Harry Potter = :iconexcitedlaplz:
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TigerDude51087 Featured By Owner May 29, 2013
>Knocking homosuck down a peg

best strip.
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Katrina20Lin10 Featured By Owner May 29, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
Is it the zelda universe now?
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GeminiEarthDragon Featured By Owner May 29, 2013
Nah. Harry Potter. See the Quidditch goal posts on the right side of the castle?
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:iconkatrina20lin10:
Katrina20Lin10 Featured By Owner May 29, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
Oh...yeah...
Shit, I'm dumb! :iconderpplz:
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GeminiEarthDragon Featured By Owner May 29, 2013
Nah, I was kinda hoping for Hyrule, too, to tell you the truth. XDD
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:iconkatrina20lin10:
Katrina20Lin10 Featured By Owner May 29, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
Yeah. Zelda sues are also rather common, right?
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kingboo62 Featured By Owner May 29, 2013
Pony one is almost as bad as the gray skinned troll one" Ouch! Burns for both sides! Haha xD
This is seriously one of your greatest series, Kevin!
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Red-Rum-18 Featured By Owner May 28, 2013  Student General Artist
And so we enter end game.
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:iconkittythenekoalien:
KittyTheNekoAlien Featured By Owner May 28, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
HOGWARTS! Oh no, who else thinks we'll be seeing an Ebony Way look alike??
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MissyNoodleBrainz Featured By Owner May 29, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Hha exactly what i was thinking! xD
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:iconkittythenekoalien:
KittyTheNekoAlien Featured By Owner May 29, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
If she says she's Draco's (and Harry's) girlfriend, I will seriously lose shit XD
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:iconphantasim-fan:
Phantasim-Fan Featured By Owner May 28, 2013
Aw you guys hardly traveled to any universes at all. Is it just Harry Potter from here on?
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