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Hawt Yaoi terrifies Scotty by kevinbolk Hawt Yaoi terrifies Scotty by kevinbolk
Thought I'd get the ball on this "Horrified Scotty" thing rolling using my own art. This is usually how I react to yaoi fangirls.

"Ensign Sue Must Die" (by Clare Moseley & myself) can be found here: [link]
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:iconblueflowergirl78:
Breaking news there has been a yaoi virus going around stay in you're house. We are trying to find a cure for this horrible virus please don't make contact with anyone who has this virus. If you or anyone you know has this yaoi virus go to the hospital now we're going to try cure this. Stay in and be safe, thank you
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FlameQuill Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2014
that's the power of fandoms my friend :)
unfortunately, it can be quite destructive sometimes...
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:iconflamequill:
FlameQuill Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2014
run Scotty... run!
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Private-Funny-Man Featured By Owner Jul 13, 2014
His face needs to be a meme.
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michaeldamico Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2013
I love yaoi  and have my own favorite pairings, however the fangirls.......... I've been in a chatroom before with these girls cussing each other out and saying horrible things just because one wants England with France or one wants him with......Gah even outside of the chatroom I saw some girls during highschool get into fist fights over this crap. bottom line here it's okay to like yaoi, yuri or straight pairings just don't act like some crazy scary fangirl.
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WDCain Featured By Owner Oct 18, 2013
I love your work. I'm so glad I 'FAVORITE'd it.
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JanetZSG Featured By Owner Sep 22, 2013
Amen to that sister
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Fr0zenFlames Featured By Owner Jul 16, 2013  Hobbyist
SUCH PURE TRUTH.
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Charanty Featured By Owner Apr 16, 2013
Amen to that
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Fantasygal99 Featured By Owner Jan 30, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
same...guys do it too though. ...I never understood what straight men/women found in... Then again, I never understood the appeal in watching people make out in general, because apparently I'm a prude. -_-
Whatever you want people, just leave me out of it.
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DavidTH90Animations Featured By Owner Jan 12, 2013  Student Digital Artist
and thus...girls logic is even MORE confusing
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StanKyleFluff Featured By Owner Dec 29, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
spock?! what u doin in der?
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Hale-Hamasaki Featured By Owner Nov 27, 2012
Lol i agree with her
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TheLugia702 Featured By Owner Sep 27, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I know that feel.
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TheEyesofGod Featured By Owner Jun 30, 2012
Dont worry, Scotty, we always have the right to ignore it and get on with our lives.

P.S. I love the artwork of Scotty, it was funny as hell.
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lk364 Featured By Owner Jun 10, 2012
in retrospect women probably react the same way when we talk about lesbians.
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AzabacheSilver Featured By Owner May 6, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
AAAAAA!!!! Sorry, must burn pupils, LOL! ((I those of us who watch Les Porn deserve this XD))
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GokuMartin Featured By Owner Jan 28, 2012
This "Ensign Sue" is clearly Marissa Amber Flores Picard, who has somehow found her way into the original Enterprise.
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Fantasygal99 Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Amen
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darknessjazz Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2012
Very funny, Scotty. Now snap out of it and beam them down their clothes.
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comedygal1884 Featured By Owner Jan 15, 2012
Beam me up, Scotty!
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Terrajaide Featured By Owner Dec 16, 2011
LOL! XD
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:iconcrystallyna:
Crystallyna Featured By Owner Dec 15, 2011  Hobbyist Artist
My exact reaction as well.
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xtomatolove Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
Poor Captain Scott... xDDDD
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tamakiluv95 Featured By Owner Nov 19, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
BAAHAHAHAHA Poor Scotty
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VengenceOfGaia Featured By Owner Nov 16, 2011
I agree with Scotty.
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VictorianPaperAngel Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
Exactly. Proof? Even you declared sexuality "masculine" and romance "feminine."

But anyway, back to the beginning. Yes, a lot of women like seeing to men together, but a lot of men find that sexually threatening. Since we're still kind of in a 'men rule" thing... even though a lot of women find it sexy it's still not as accepted as two women kissing, which men find sexy.
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Smokey-Doodle Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2011  Student General Artist
XD
hahaha!
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villamar Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2011
Yeah, because society has always encouraged male sexuality. I mean... if a guy can go and do it with many girls then he's cool but if a girl do it she's a whore and it's bad.
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VictorianPaperAngel Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
Yes. I'm just saying that we're really used to male sexuality on commercials, bill boards, movies, television shows, music videos etc. They all direct themselves to appeal sexually to men. However, things that appeal to women's sexuality are still rare even today. When they do, it's usually comic and silly. And most sexual material that involves men is geared to men who like men, not women.

So, I think that this intimate and explicit constant display of things to interest men sexually and this total lack of experience in things that excite women is why two women kissing is sexy and two men kissing is 'omg gay that's gross.'
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villamar Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2011
Yes, I know that o3o
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VictorianPaperAngel Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
In America, when people want to insult a woman, the insults are almost always sexual. A woman you don't like is a bitch (which is sexual) or a whore or a slut or a even a cunt. Women's sexuality is still very far from men's sexuality as far as society goes.
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villamar Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2011
Oh, ok o3o
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VictorianPaperAngel Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
Yes, you made it abundantly clear that you were talking about your grandmother's time. What I'm saying is that these things are leftover from that time.
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villamar Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2011
Yeah, such kind of afection is kinda common in Europe or so I've heard.

Uh... I'm talking about like 70 or 80 years ago here. Women feeling pleasure was totally wrong for them or so I hear from stuff they tell from my grandma's time. And I know what you mean... sex wasn't a bad thing during all ages. It was when the church started getting more power and stuff that things started changing.
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VictorianPaperAngel Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
I'm just saying that platonic male/male affection may be common in other countries but it's not done in the US.

And you're absolutely right. And why would showing sexual pleasure be seen as 'slutty' and not allowed to express sexual desires and men were? Because men's sexuality was readily excepted and female's sexuality was considered threatening. A woman with sexual desires may cheat on a husband. A woman with a sexual desires may lead a 'pure' man to sin etc. etc. It wasn't acceptable for woman to be sexual.

Both genders have commonly found members of their attracted gender in sexual congress with each other exciting throughout the ages. Most ancient erotic art and depictions express this. I can link you to ancient artwork that depicts women watching men have sex and men watching women have sex.

After Christianity came along and sex was demonized things changed, but it's not like it's new.
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villamar Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2011
Wait, wait, wait... who the hell said men kissed each other in Latin America? O_O That would totally be gay! xD

Uh... I think you are mixing things. Who said people was more confortable with male sexuality? It's not that. It's just women were not allowed to express their sexual desires. I've heard in the time of my grandma girls had to remain silent when doing it cuz if they made any sound that reveals they had pleasure it would be seen as they are slutty or something like that.
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VictorianPaperAngel Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
I realize that it's less common. That's not really the point.

You've also got something else backwards. Maybe in Latin America it's common for men to kiss each other platonicly. I know it is in Europe. But, in the US, platonic kisses between men pretty much don't exist. America is much too homophobic and the fear of being seen as gay among straight men still exists. Violence against gay men still exists here too. In a lot of ways we're still kind of backwards.

I realize that there's more than one way too kiss. I'm just saying that you get sexual lusty kisses in chick flicks and chase kisses in action movies (Super hero movies specifically.)

Ultimately, I think people are more comfortable with male sexuality than female sexuality. As, for centuries, what excites and interests women was ignored, while sexually attracting the interest of men was a large part of manipulating the population.

Anyway, it's interesting.
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villamar Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2011
Yes, I get your point but society and it's norms has managed to make it so it's way less common for women to like a gay couple than men liking a lesbian couple. Has you noticed how gay guys kissing is seeing as something polemic while 2 girls kissing is seeing more like just regular porn? I mean... even in regular porn for men having 2 girls kissing is like the regular thing while 2 guys kissing is more a gay porn only thing instead of it being part of porn made for girls.

I was saying there's more than one way to kiss. The inocent and romantic one is the one usualy shown on chick flicks while the more lustful and sexual one is shown on action movies and it's not a theory. That's how movies and stuff has always worked.
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VictorianPaperAngel Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
Yes, they are intended for women. That's the soap opera audience. They're also getting closer and closer to softcore porn. Women enjoying sexuality? Meaning it's not just a male thing? Imagine that!

My point is that while men think it's hot to see two girls together sexually, many women see it as just as hot to see two men together. It's more normal than most people think.

And your theory that kissing is romantic and romance is feminine is bunked by he fact that kissing is actually pretty sexual and women... omg... like sex and sexuality.
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villamar Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2011
I only used to watch them when I was a kid. I dunno about USA but in latin american countries watching soap operas is seeing as something extremly girly... even thought some guys do watch them, too. But anyway... the fact guys watch them, too doesn't change the fact their target audience are women.

Yes, normaly in chick flicks kisses are way more romantic while in action movies they are more focused on the sexual part of it than the relationship and the romance. All of this is not set in stone thought but that's the "normal".

I usualy prefer to watch than read. Both yaoi and yuri fans got a very weird mind that create even weirder fanfics. I've only seen a few I liked but then again I've not read that much either xD and notice that I do like yuri but I hate none canon stuff (even if it's yuri) with very few exceptions which I still see as none canon no matter how hot the 2 girsl look together.
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VictorianPaperAngel Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
Uh, you don't watch many Soap Operas, do you? They're getting closer and closer to softcore porn every day. They're not there yet, but to say that they're romantic and not sexual is hilariously funny.

So, if kissing is in a chick flick it's romantic and if kissing is in an action flick it's sexual? Uh.... k...

You haven't read much yaoi or yuri then, have you? Yaoi, by definition, IS porn. If it's not porn it's not Yaoi but Shoen Ai.
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villamar Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2011
Uh...

1. Sex involves kissing, too. This kind of kisses are the ones presented in action movies. That's what I meant.

2. I didn't say are "inanely femenine". I said they are used on products that are for women. How often you see romantic romance in thing made for guys? Yaoi and Yuri are products, too. They were created for an certain public. It's the same with "cute" stuff. It's girly. Have you ever seen "Hello Kitty" stuff for guys?

3. No, I said romantic kissing (which is normaly the kind they use in yaoi and yuri) is girly and therefore femenine and fits the image of a girl. And I mean romantic kissing as in all nice and cute. The kind you see on soap operas.
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VictorianPaperAngel Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
Well, let me brake it down. :)

1. Kissing is romantic and not sexual. Incorrect. Kissing and watching people kiss can be very sexual.

2. Romance is girly. Incorrect. While it's true that women are more focused on personal relationships and books and movies geared towards women tend to involve personal relationships and romance, the idea that romantic relationships are inanely feminine really doesn't hold together.

3. So, the idea that kissing is somehow 'romantic' and therefore 'feminine' therefore two women kissing is more sexy than two men kissing is, frankly, kind of silly.

Nothing personal.
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villamar Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2011
Well, that's how it's for the general public. I didn't say I agreed with it. Why else you think romantic stuff is mainly shown on stuff made for girls like soap operas or romantic novels? When have you seen romantic romance on action movies made for men? Yes, I know there's romance in some but when they show some is more focused on the sexual part of it... so how am I wrong at all? :O_o:
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VictorianPaperAngel Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
No offense but........ wrong on all counts. ;)
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villamar Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2011
Because a kiss is something romantic, romance is something girly and girly stuff looks better on girls than on boys? xD
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Clouds53 Featured By Owner Oct 8, 2011
lol yes! I LOVE scotty's face! i make THE SAME face!
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KingNikolas Featured By Owner Sep 24, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
Yeah! SpokxKirk forever!
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SweetLolitaNeko Featured By Owner Sep 14, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
lol
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