My cat does this all the bloody time, especially when I'm busy playing league of legends with the few friends I have that are always busy, I usually just give her a piece of cheese and she stops then sleeps around my neck like a scarf.
Growing up with cats I can relate. Imagine what they'd say when you tell them you're shopping for them: "Don't buy anymore of those flavors of can food I hate" "If you're going to Petsmart one of us is coming with you to make sure you only get what we like"
Imagine while at home: "Would you come scoop this litter box, I doubt you'd want to use a dirty bathroom when you have to go" "Hey, my water bowl is dirty, come change it" "Get some string, it's time to play" "You look tired, you need to nap more, it works wonders for us cats"
Could this be a new mini series? Cus I'm sure there are pleanty of people-cat scenarios that just need to be accurately depicted as comedy shorts XD Like the infamous 'yelling at a closed door, trying to enter it followed by the immediate 10minute stop & stare at the door once its opened' routine