Read more "I'm My Own Mascot" here: [link]
Part of this is a "thank you" to my best friend, Roxy, who is a massage therapist and has been working on my back ever since my injury, part of this is also because she likes puns, and another part is because I seem to have a habit of replacing the "E's" in words with "A's" for no discernable reason. XD
For those of you who live outside the US and are scratching your head at this one, the phrase "I'm ______ and I approve this message" is said at the end of political ads paid for by the candidates themselves or their campaigns. This is required by law under the "Stand By Your Ad"
provision passed in 2002. With our elections going on now, we Americans have been hearing it a lot.