That's right! It's the long-awaited return of Girl Kevin and the not-so-long-awaited return of Emo Kevin. And if there's anything I want you guys to take away from this strip, it's that farts are freaking HIGH-larious!
Thats so true. just the way we are eh...??? well. first off i don't wear make up anyway because when i don't girls aren't so damned catty with me, unless i dare show a tiny bit of cleavage(in which case im screwed-.-)... i wear jeans and long skirts and i STILL get crude comments, though no random gifts(accept from my beloved xp), and guess what?????? the same people who tell you THAT can of worms would still balk if you didn't shave, wear uncomfortable underwear, or hold in farts. i skip the uncomfortable underwear. i mean... its not like im wearing revealing cloths where people know... which is the trick with it. also my grandmother forbade shaving for the longest time so i had plenty of crap to put up with in school because girls who don't do those things are treated like shit. by both males and females. in reality, they are generally hypocrites. -.- anyway, i really do have a guy who loves me wreather i do those things or not. he is my best friend in many ways too so... things like farts don't really matter. we laugh at those in private. xp his send the cat running cuz he likes to lay with his head on my beloveds butt... lolololol.... so what they don't tell you is that this path really doesn't yield much in the way of social acceptance. its a tough road and people who are working so hard to be fake aren't exactly jumping to join you and generally treat you like crap. Lets face it, no matter how clean you are and how well dressed you are, if your legs are even a little hairy its disgusting to others and if you don't wear make up your "not well groomed"... fact of the matter is... you would have to change society first. the ladies would go with it.
...I thought the fart thing went both ways? (I've heard guys say they hold it so as not to embarrass themselves)
Then again, mum always told my brother: If you're sitting in the car after a food related date, just lean over real smooth and quiet, then get into her ear and whisper "you really have to fart right now, don't you?"