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IMOM: Girl Kevin + Emo Kevin in 'True Beauty' by kevinbolk IMOM: Girl Kevin + Emo Kevin in 'True Beauty' by kevinbolk
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That's right! It's the long-awaited return of Girl Kevin and the not-so-long-awaited return of Emo Kevin. And if there's anything I want you guys to take away from this strip, it's that farts are freaking HIGH-larious!
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:icontinystalker:
tinystalker Featured By Owner Mar 31, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
So, are you trying to say that girls who don't wear makeup are hairy, vulgar slobs who care nothing about their appearance, or that you think that actually caring about how you look makes you a stuck-up snob?
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Magdelene-Rose Featured By Owner Mar 17, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
...I'd ask to get permission to print this out to post all over my school, but i don't have enough paper OR permission fromm my school. That and nobody'd pay attention...
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:iconold-marcie1234:
Old-Marcie1234 Featured By Owner Sep 21, 2014
Treat yourself!
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:iconaeslynn676:
Aeslynn676 Featured By Owner Feb 14, 2014
As a mom, I taught my son, "Two scoops for you!". His school didn't think it was as funny as I did.
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:iconhotmarmalade:
HotMarmalade Featured By Owner Feb 17, 2015
"Two scoops for you"?
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:iconbronybyexception:
bronybyexception Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2014
Well my illusions of true beauty have been shattered
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Quite hilariously too I might add
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:iconfelixcraft:
FelixCraft Featured By Owner Nov 23, 2013
Holding in your farts when you can in public is kind of a unisex thing.
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:iconpawnofcosmos:
PawnofCosmos Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
get a job on the funnys page....PLEASE
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:iconkatzachiel:
Katzachiel Featured By Owner Oct 16, 2013
matteo (deviantART Co-Founder)  *derp*
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:iconclansterhamster:
ClansterHamster Featured By Owner Oct 14, 2013  Student Digital Artist
 (◞ꈍ∇ꈍ)◞⋆**love
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:iconokamigirlnel:
Okamigirlnel Featured By Owner Oct 12, 2013  Student Digital Artist
Very silly!
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:iconcluttercollector:
ClutterCollector Featured By Owner Sep 17, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
I already don't hold in my farts....
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:iconcelesta18twist:
Celesta18twist Featured By Owner Aug 29, 2013  Student General Artist
fabulous. :officechair:  definitely laughing on the inside here.
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:icondlbthefishpriest:
DLBtheFishPriest Featured By Owner Aug 29, 2013   General Artist
That boy looks allot like Keanu Reeves to me.
Farting is a bit more special with women. They can fart out of two holes. Yeah Queefing...
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RoseSerpenthelm Featured By Owner Aug 28, 2013  Student Digital Artist

I don't wear makeup ^^

 

Maybe mascara in special occassions, but never as a regular thing. I always end up with hungover-panda eyes

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Zeropointcomics Featured By Owner Aug 19, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Yes, yes it does.
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:iconauroralalune:
AuroraLaLune Featured By Owner Aug 16, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Thats so true. just the way we are eh...??? well. first off i don't wear make up anyway because when i don't girls aren't so damned catty with me, unless i dare show a tiny bit of cleavage(in which case im screwed-.-)... i wear jeans and long skirts and i STILL get crude comments, though no random gifts(accept from my beloved xp), and guess what?????? the same people who tell you THAT can of worms would still balk if you didn't shave, wear uncomfortable underwear, or hold in farts. i skip the uncomfortable underwear. i mean... its not like im wearing revealing cloths where people know... which is the trick with it. also my grandmother forbade shaving for the longest time so i had plenty of crap to put up with in school because girls who don't do those things are treated like shit. by both males and females. in reality, they are generally hypocrites. -.- anyway, i really do have a guy who loves me wreather i do those things or not. he is my best friend in many ways too so... things like farts don't really matter. we laugh at those in private. xp his send the cat running cuz he likes to lay with his head on my beloveds butt... lolololol.... so what they don't tell you is that this path really doesn't yield much in the way of social acceptance. its a tough road and people who are working so hard to be fake aren't exactly jumping to join you and generally treat you like crap. Lets face it, no matter how clean you are and how well dressed you are, if your legs are even a little hairy its disgusting to others and if you don't wear make up your "not well groomed"... fact of the matter is... you would have to change society first. the ladies would go with it.
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OmgRawrrz Featured By Owner Jul 7, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Omg
her face when she farts
x3
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:iconmagicmilkshake1:
MagicMilkshake1 Featured By Owner Jun 20, 2013  Student Digital Artist
The thing is... I WANT TO DO ALL OF THOSE THINGS! I FEEL IT MAKES ME FEEL BETTER ABOUT MYSELF WHEN I SHAVE OR HOLD.
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:icon12luigi:
12luigi Featured By Owner Jun 13, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
wow goooooddd point !!!!
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:iconwunderwolfer:
wunderwolfer Featured By Owner Jun 12, 2013
Horray for girl Kevin!
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:iconthatonecolossus:
ThatOneColossus Featured By Owner Jun 7, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
Lol emo-kevin
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:iconold-marcie1234:
Old-Marcie1234 Featured By Owner May 31, 2013
I'm in the can.
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:iconbeeyonkuh:
Beeyonkuh Featured By Owner May 14, 2013
They aren't really that hard to hold in... I don't see why everyone complains so much about it...
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:iconandytheb-artist:
AndytheB-Artist Featured By Owner May 12, 2013  Hobbyist
Are you saying all women's underwear is uncomfortable?
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:iconillusioninme:
Illusioninme Featured By Owner Apr 3, 2013
Lol if guys can do it, girls can too! XD
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:iconlorddivinity:
LordDivinity Featured By Owner Apr 2, 2013  Student General Artist
xD oh wow
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:iconpointerofreality:
Pointerofreality Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2013
Okay, in emo kevin's defense I think both girls and guys should avoid farting if they can hold it
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:iconluccario8:
luccario8 Featured By Owner Jul 20, 2013
*prrrrrttttt*
*sniffle* *sniffle* ...aaahhhh...
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:iconskullburst:
SkullBurst Featured By Owner Apr 12, 2013  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
:iconfblike:
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:icononi-defense:
ONI-Defense Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2013  Student Digital Artist
But what about Emu Golf Kevin?
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:iconp3rsh1ng:
p3rsh1ng Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2013
Kevie is unbearebly cute :)

Especially in the last panel :XD:
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:iconjohnny-snow:
Johnny-Snow Featured By Owner Mar 31, 2013
wow. guys really have it lucky for being the visually stimulated ones. but chics farting never really bothered me. I don't really notice it when anyone does it so... whatever
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:iconold-marcie1234:
Old-Marcie1234 Featured By Owner Mar 31, 2013
I just farted.
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:iconxpator:
XPator Featured By Owner Mar 30, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
men are from mars, women are from venus. And appearantly both serve to make fart jokes. XD
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:icon6-qubed:
6-Qubed Featured By Owner Mar 31, 2013
Nope, turns out women hail from THE GASEOUS CORE OF URANUS

(that's right I went there what)
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:iconxpator:
XPator Featured By Owner Mar 31, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
*fart* ._.
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:icon6-qubed:
6-Qubed Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2013
ew gurl you nasty
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:iconxpator:
XPator Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I'm a guy. XD
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:icontoxic-spikes:
Toxic-Spikes Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2013
Ew guy you nasty. ;p
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:iconxpator:
XPator Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
pretty much run of the mill to me, really
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:iconcaylextimewise:
CaylexTimewise Featured By Owner Mar 30, 2013
See what you were going for old bean, but it's BURPS, not farts, that are acceptable (or encouraged) among men and not women.

But then you wouldn't get to make a fart joke. I see. Carry on!
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chessy-cat Featured By Owner Mar 30, 2013  Student Digital Artist
...I thought the fart thing went both ways? (I've heard guys say they hold it so as not to embarrass themselves)

Then again, mum always told my brother: If you're sitting in the car after a food related date, just lean over real smooth and quiet, then get into her ear and whisper "you really have to fart right now, don't you?"
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LeftWingDuck Featured By Owner Mar 29, 2013  Hobbyist Photographer
Hee hee! I love it :)
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Darkhalf-breed Featured By Owner Mar 29, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Emo Kevin looks like Tsukune from Rosario+vampire
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:iconboomerbomb:
BoomerBOmb Featured By Owner Mar 29, 2013
Can Emu Golf Kevin make a return?
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:icongloommix:
Gloommix Featured By Owner Mar 29, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I love this.
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:iconanime1999:
anime1999 Featured By Owner Mar 29, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
nice
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:iconxxdemonic-child:
Xxdemonic-child Featured By Owner Mar 28, 2013  Student Digital Artist
HA HA HA
classic fart jokes eue
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:iconcddmanful:
cddmanful Featured By Owner Mar 28, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Fart humor, well....But I love the look on Girl-Kevin's face whilst she, um, experiences flatulence.......:XD:
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