Read the newest "I'm My Own Mascot" here: [link]
Ya' know, this is the kinda thing that turns people into Batman villains. (Seriously though, this is totally a tongue-in-cheek running gag, so don't feel bad if you have said or plan to say this to me at a convention.
Anywho, trying to get in the swing up updating "Mascot" again. If you've seen this before, it's because you follow me on tumblr or the Interrobang
site and I love you for it. ^_^