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Read the rest of "I'm My Own Mascot" here.

I always play out this scenario in my head every time I use a restroom at a convention or show: the complete annihilation of our species because a few of us can't grasp the concepts of "the waste goes in the bowl, not on the seat", "Flush when you're done", and "for the love of god, if you leave a mess, CLEAN IT UP!".

Good thing he didn't see the ladies' room. The Martians probably would have obliterated Venus, Mercury, and the Moon just to be sure.

Say, this is the 99th b&w Mascot strip. Perhaps I should do something to commemorate strip 100. Hmm...
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~blackstormwarrior Mar 20, 2013  Student General Artist
Haha, don't try Triathlon port-a-potties. Unless you can hold your breath for a long time...
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~NoXV Dec 4, 2012  Student Filmographer
five space minutes=25 earth seconds.
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:iconjianre-m:
You've never been in most ladies rooms have you? I know of one where the handles and facets are real gold.

and I have it on authority that the accompaning mens room is... Not...

because people like girls better. :D

... j/k ... it's cause someone donated a couple million dollars for one single restroom. ... someone thought the men would mess it all up.
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Sometimes tampons end up in the f***ing toilet..... >_>
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:iconnovemberharrins:
I've never been in a bathroom that was bad, but that's because I always use the one at home...
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:iconstrawberrymarie:
rofl i think both can be bad, but if i had the choice of aim, :shifty: i might miss... on purpose:stare:for girls theres not really any aiming...
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:iconfullofnerdiness:
Bolkar+Godbeard=END OF WORLD AWESOMNESS!!!!
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~FrostedIcefire Jul 12, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
School, the girls' bathroom, feminine products go in the trash can and not on the floor. *shiver*
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:iconcorgilovr516:
Try school bathrooms.... gym school bathrooms. The hate of mother-nature grew.
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:iconppganimepikafan:
i've been into some pretty disgusting womens bathrooms before :omg: in fact, the other day i went into one, and litterally, there was...number 2 all over the floor :iconimhorrifiedplz: I of course ran out as fast as i could :XD:
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