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Martian Ambassador Bolkar by kevinbolk Martian Ambassador Bolkar by kevinbolk
Read the rest of "I'm My Own Mascot" here.

I always play out this scenario in my head every time I use a restroom at a convention or show: the complete annihilation of our species because a few of us can't grasp the concepts of "the waste goes in the bowl, not on the seat", "Flush when you're done", and "for the love of god, if you leave a mess, CLEAN IT UP!".

Good thing he didn't see the ladies' room. The Martians probably would have obliterated Venus, Mercury, and the Moon just to be sure.

Say, this is the 99th b&w Mascot strip. Perhaps I should do something to commemorate strip 100. Hmm...
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Preston-Kei Featured By Owner Sep 28, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
General: Ok, we have five space minutes to make a counter strike plan. How many earth minutes do we have.
Scientist: Well, if my calculations are correct, five space minutes is exactly thirty earth seconds, which means we have-
*BOOOOM*
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blackstormwarrior Featured By Owner Mar 20, 2013  Student General Artist
Haha, don't try Triathlon port-a-potties. Unless you can hold your breath for a long time...
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NoXV Featured By Owner Dec 4, 2012  Student Filmographer
five space minutes=25 earth seconds.
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Jianre-M Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2012
You've never been in most ladies rooms have you? I know of one where the handles and facets are real gold.

and I have it on authority that the accompaning mens room is... Not...

because people like girls better. :D

... j/k ... it's cause someone donated a couple million dollars for one single restroom. ... someone thought the men would mess it all up.
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Minken Featured By Owner Sep 12, 2011
Sometimes tampons end up in the f***ing toilet..... >_>
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NovemberHarrins Featured By Owner Aug 10, 2011  Student
I've never been in a bathroom that was bad, but that's because I always use the one at home...
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StrawberryMarie Featured By Owner Aug 5, 2011
rofl i think both can be bad, but if i had the choice of aim, :shifty: i might miss... on purpose:stare:for girls theres not really any aiming...
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FullofNerdiness Featured By Owner Jul 15, 2011
Bolkar+Godbeard=END OF WORLD AWESOMNESS!!!!
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FrostedIcefire Featured By Owner Jul 12, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
School, the girls' bathroom, feminine products go in the trash can and not on the floor. *shiver*
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corgilovr516 Featured By Owner Jul 5, 2011
Try school bathrooms.... gym school bathrooms. The hate of mother-nature grew.
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