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Mascot Testimonial WINNERS by kevinbolk Mascot Testimonial WINNERS by kevinbolk
ANNOUNCING THE WINNERS OF THE I'M MY OWN MASCOT TESTIMONIAL CONTEST!!

This is the back cover featuring the winning entries. Congrats and a free signed copy of the book go to:

~PsychoPop

*perfection79

~TheSpazzinator

~dt8thd--pixels

~Rick-Fishkybuns

~TEZZLE

*Wanderneko

This was a really tough decision. All the entries you guys submitted were funny and awesome (and in some cases, very touching). I'm very proud of all you all and your (sometimes twisted) senses of humor. Great job, gang. Wish I had a cover big enough to put ALL of you on it.

Thanks, everyone! Expect the book to be ready in about 2 weeks. Until then...!
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:iconsayva449:
Sayva449 Featured By Owner Jul 12, 2010  Professional Writer
I think my favorite is "Kevin Bolk peed in my shoes."
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CartoonMad97 Featured By Owner Jul 12, 2010  Hobbyist Digital Artist
XD same!
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Lady-Pepperfeather Featured By Owner Jul 12, 2010
:XD: Absolutely freaking hilarious. I think my favourite one is the "I age backwards now" one, although they're all funny, and the little bit about you at the bottom also made me laugh. :D
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DreamerPierrot Featured By Owner Jul 12, 2010
OMG that's brilliant! :XD:
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Xenshieko Featured By Owner Jul 12, 2010  Student Traditional Artist
Haha those are great. Congrats to the winners haha "Literally. I age backwards now". Gotta say, they're makin' me wanna buy the book! I want my life to be a downhill water slide with cake, damnit!
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TheSilverSerpent1 Featured By Owner Jul 12, 2010
LOL
This is epic
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:iconthespazzinator:
TheSpazzinator Featured By Owner Jul 11, 2010
Huge congrats to everyone who won. There were so many entries that deserved it.

This was easily the funnest contest I've ever entered. I love all of these quotes!
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OceanBlueHibiscus Featured By Owner Jul 12, 2010
You're one of the winners! Congratulations :D
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:iconthespazzinator:
TheSpazzinator Featured By Owner Jul 12, 2010
Thanks! ^^
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:iconoceanbluehibiscus:
OceanBlueHibiscus Featured By Owner Jul 16, 2010
You're welcome! I just checked out your profile, it seems like everyone loves your name and your avatar! :D
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:iconthespazzinator:
TheSpazzinator Featured By Owner Jul 16, 2010
Hehe, yeah. Seems like it. :)
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:iconoceanbluehibiscus:
OceanBlueHibiscus Featured By Owner Jul 16, 2010
xD
So, are you the one that is now aging backwards? :lol:
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:iconthespazzinator:
TheSpazzinator Featured By Owner Jul 16, 2010
Why, yes, I am.

Youll probbly notice my grammar and spelling age backwards two. :P
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:iconoceanbluehibiscus:
OceanBlueHibiscus Featured By Owner Jul 20, 2010
Oh my! :XD:

That testimonial was awesome. And the name! :rofl:
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Toxic-Peaches Featured By Owner Jul 11, 2010
Numbers three and four made me laugh VERY hard.
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DarkestElemental616 Featured By Owner Jul 11, 2010  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Darn...ah well, pessimism served me well in keeping me from being disappointed in losing. :XD: You picked some good ones.
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TheLittleBear Featured By Owner Jul 11, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
awwww, poo... oh well, congratz to those who won!!! *aplauso*
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dango21192 Featured By Owner Jul 11, 2010
i knew it! mine was way too long DX oh well, congrats to the ones who won! (psst someone send me a free copy of that book XD)
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:icongamer28:
Gamer28 Featured By Owner Jul 11, 2010
Brilliant quotes.
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:iconjyronaut:
Jyronaut Featured By Owner Jul 11, 2010
Wow. These are really funny! Congrats guys!
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:iconraeilyg:
raeilyg Featured By Owner Jul 11, 2010
xD That's amazing.
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:iconzazz96:
zazz96 Featured By Owner Jul 11, 2010  Hobbyist Writer
Congrats to those who got in. These are all great. :lmao:
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zazz96 Featured By Owner Jul 11, 2010  Hobbyist Writer
(Oh, and by the way, Kevin... If you ever ARE on Oprah, you better tell us!) :shakefish:
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:iconthespazzinator:
TheSpazzinator Featured By Owner Jul 19, 2010
Hear hear! :D

(Or is it "here here"...?)
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:iconthelastmagician:
thelastmagician Featured By Owner Jul 11, 2010
Lol, on the front cover you should have put a thing saying, "This book has sold more copies than the Bible!" and in tiny text underneath saying "in my imagination."
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:iconthespazzinator:
TheSpazzinator Featured By Owner Jul 19, 2010
Or between "has" and "sold", he could put "not" in really tiny print.
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:iconthelastmagician:
thelastmagician Featured By Owner Jul 19, 2010
lol yeah, that would be even better! :D
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CinsaTalXenoMaker Featured By Owner Jul 11, 2010
niceness ^^
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:iconanonymous-bot:
anonymous-bot Featured By Owner Jul 11, 2010
U haz a flavor?
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Sparradile Featured By Owner Jul 11, 2010  Hobbyist Digital Artist
That is an awesome set of testimonials, for sure. I love the literary critic one especially. :XD:
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BrokenApollo Featured By Owner Jul 11, 2010
These are hilarious. I like the last one. And the one about aging backwards. xD

Also, the grammar Nazi in me can't let this pass: The penultimate quote is missing an apostrophe - "This book helped me get over my parents' tragic murder...". >_> Sorry. I had to point it out. DX
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:iconkevinbolk:
kevinbolk Featured By Owner Jul 11, 2010
Apostrophes are against my religion. XD
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:iconbrokenapollo:
BrokenApollo Featured By Owner Jul 11, 2010
xD Blasphemy!
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:iconknightfruit:
KnightFruit Featured By Owner Jul 11, 2010
lol
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ArsonDadko Featured By Owner Jul 11, 2010  Professional Digital Artist
The last one is the best.
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psychodan Featured By Owner Jul 11, 2010  Professional Digital Artist
That's an awesome group of quotes... laughed my butt off by the "single unwed mother" one. I think it's my fave!
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yubbi45 Featured By Owner Jul 11, 2010  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
you taste of awesome sauce?
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scoureroflostsouls Featured By Owner Jul 11, 2010  Student
They're cool choices ^^
Look forward to it~
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