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More Badass Injuries by kevinbolk More Badass Injuries by kevinbolk
Read the rest of "I'm My Own Mascot" here: [link]

For the sake of honesty, I should tell you that two things about this comic are not true. One, the scratches are on my left cheek, not my right (I switched it for storytelling reasons) and I'll actually be hanging out with Roxane this weekend at Magfest

She promised to leave the knives at home.
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:iconthebritishgeek:
TheBritishGeek Featured By Owner Jul 11, 2012  Student General Artist
Actually, you looked like Chief Bei Fong.

Hilarious.
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FoggyPebble Featured By Owner Apr 20, 2012
What exactly is "a thing with knives"?
Anyways, I was put on lithium at 5 years old, my mom tells me one of the reasons was I had a mild interest with knives? Guess I was just unlucky.
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Gyrin Featured By Owner Jan 13, 2012
well as long as she leaves the knives at home everything is good right? :D
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:iconoctoboy-the-8th:
Octoboy-the-8th Featured By Owner Aug 25, 2011
I love silhouetted horror Roxy.

Roxy's a strange one. Her glasses seem to disappear frequently.
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:iconecapa:
Ecapa Featured By Owner Jul 15, 2011
The last two panels are full of awesome :XD:
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:iconpostwavecore:
PostWaveCore Featured By Owner May 7, 2011
Your expression in panel three is awesome.
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:iconkicksno1fan:
Kicksno1fan Featured By Owner May 4, 2011  Hobbyist
I LOVE NARUTOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I would have cut it.
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:iconblindlove10:
BlindLove10 Featured By Owner May 4, 2011
"But the kids love naruto." Very true! (As you can tell by my pic.) Hahaha!
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:icondoghcat:
Doghcat Featured By Owner Apr 28, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
ROFL. :rofl:
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:iconkomuilove1011:
KomuiLove1011 Featured By Owner Mar 25, 2011
You would look awesome with Naruto whiskers. :iconyushplz:
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:icondarks4ber:
darks4ber Featured By Owner Mar 19, 2011
"She promised to leave the knives at home."

she did not promised bout other sharp objects =w=
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:iconcherry-blossom95:
cherry-blossom95 Featured By Owner Mar 18, 2011  Student Artisan Crafter
XD this is SO funny!!!
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:iconsaphraira:
saphraira Featured By Owner Mar 3, 2011  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
like the girl from the show weekenders "i like pointy things"
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:iconelphabla:
Elphabla Featured By Owner Feb 28, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
You're wasting a golden opportunity to get more page views!
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:iconnooniepuubunny:
NooniePuuBunny Featured By Owner Feb 27, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
...no sharp pointy objects for you, missie
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:iconichigo2123:
Ichigo2123 Featured By Owner Feb 23, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
my dog does the same thing.... it hurts lyk HELL!! I hate it when that happens >.<
i have a bunch of scars from falling, being scratched, burned...
basicly im a walking disaster xDD
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:iconlc85:
LC85 Featured By Owner Feb 21, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
*looks at scratches* Once the bottom scratch heals, she should scratch the remaining one in a "X" like shape so you look like Himura Kenshin instead! I have no grudge against Naruto, but Rurouni Kenshin is SOOOO much more badass!! You should check out that anime/manga if you haven't already....just don't show Roxy. Once she sees that, she'll probably strap you down so you can't escape her knives!

:peace:
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:icongirgirl2012:
Girgirl2012 Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2011  Hobbyist Photographer
XD she is right. four more scratches and spike your hair and you would look like naruto untill your face heals
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:iconcobaltchaz:
cobaltchaz Featured By Owner Feb 4, 2011
Last two panels are GOLD.
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:iconladybuggg:
ladybuggg Featured By Owner Feb 4, 2011
C'monnnnn
you would look like Naruto! :D
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:icongenesis-and-friends:
Genesis-And-Friends Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2011  Student Digital Artist
Oh, my cat does that to me all the time. He even got my eye once...>.<
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:iconchibi-chocolate123:
chibi-chocolate123 Featured By Owner Feb 2, 2011
lol
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:iconlugiayoshi:
lugiayoshi Featured By Owner Jan 26, 2011
Every rare chances of having certain injuries that make you look like a character from a shows/books/video games. I heard from a random forum that one person said about a accident in pool for diving in a no diving zone and got a scar on his forhead and people keep saying that he looks like Harry Potter.
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Icecreamz111 Featured By Owner Jan 28, 2011
Lol,I used to have a neighjbor with a "Harry Potter" scar :XD:
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:iconwolfspiritzero:
WolfSpiritZERO Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2011
People who compare everything in daily life to Naruto or any Anime for that matter = Intervention.
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:iconzzappzz:
zZappZz Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2011  Student General Artist
NOT TRUE! not everybody likes Naruto....>_<
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:iconmegatoaster:
megatoaster Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2011
Wear a hockey mask to bed.
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:iconmrs-imperial-bryant:
Mrs-Imperial-Bryant Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2011
Cute cat! :D
LOL :rolf: that must hurt
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DarkX1122 Featured By Owner Jan 20, 2011
Knife obssessive people = brrrrr...
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:iconb6l6u6e:
B6L6U6E Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2011  Student General Artist
I don't blame you. XD
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:iconpangjunmin:
pangjunmin Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2011
scary friend XD
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:iconvideogamegoddesses:
videogamegoddesses Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2011
YUS! NARUTO!! :D
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:iconmikey6193:
Mikey6193 Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2011
lol
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:iconrebanadadepan:
RebanadaDePan Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2011
How cute.
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:iconrainears:
Rainears Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2011
Haha, oh mah gawd. xD
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:iconhotel-dodongo:
Hotel-Dodongo Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2011
"*holds up knife* But the kids love Naruto! =D"
^ I lol'd.
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tsuanimechan Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2011  Professional Filmographer
Wanna know what's better than Naruto? Kenshin. just need to apply one more cut across the cut you already have. :katana: ;P
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BoomerBOmb Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2011
Wow, I like how the "honesty" portion of the artists comments doesn't make this comic less disturbing.
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:iconboomerbomb:
BoomerBOmb Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2011
Wow, I like how the "honesty" portion of the artists comments doesn't make this comic less disturbing.
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draco713 Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2011
Are the cat's eyes always that wide, or is it high on catnip? Just wondering. XD
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:iconmonkeysundles:
MonkeysUndles Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2011  Student Writer
*laugh*
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:iconmazakan:
Mazakan Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2011
"Looks like the victim...
*sunglasses*
...doesn't like hairy pussies..."
YEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!!!
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:iconrussetwolf13:
russetwolf13 Featured By Owner Jan 15, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
Gorram cats.
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:iconspykexd:
SpykeXD Featured By Owner Jan 15, 2011  Hobbyist Artist
Role-playing taken to the extreme.
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:iconsoundofspheres:
soundofspheres Featured By Owner Jan 15, 2011
I read the last line in Bill Cosby's voice.
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:iconfeyfeyfey250:
feyfeyfey250 Featured By Owner Jan 15, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
The cat and Roxy plan to transform you into an anime character!
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scarletcamellia Featured By Owner Jan 15, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
NARUTO! :D
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:iconraininess:
raininess Featured By Owner Jan 15, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I love her reasoning, you should listen to her... always :nod:
<.< >.> yeah
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:iconistesla:
ISTesla Featured By Owner Jan 15, 2011  Professional General Artist
Kids are also retarded. That says a lot for Naruto.
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:iconpiggypoggy:
piggypoggy Featured By Owner Jan 14, 2011  Hobbyist Photographer
stay away from her kevin
stay
away
!
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