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My Hyper-Developed Sense of Common Decency by kevinbolk My Hyper-Developed Sense of Common Decency by kevinbolk
And I know a lot of people might not agree, but I also think you shouldn't steal from churches or punch orphans in the face.

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Tipplet Featured By Owner Jul 13, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
KevinBolk, You have no right to intrude on the sacred practice of pooping on your best friends carpet! For centuries this has been despised by the world...But yet when pets do it, they are not subjected to dirty looks on the street[results may vary]! Well I say no more! So I hereby say I, and those who will join me, Go out and poop on all our friend's carpets to make a stance in our ways! Remember, it's ONLY carpets. Don't poop on their tiles or wooden floors. That's just gross and mean. 
Erica-Sakura Featured By Owner May 18, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Glad to here you're against sexual harassment!
Kavor257 Featured By Owner Mar 1, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
That last line gets funnier the more I read it xD
I just stumbled upon your comics from somewhere within DeviantArt and now I can't stop reading them!
The humor is pretty "Calvin and Hobbes" to me which I love x3 Do you have any animal sidekick? :3
ShadowGolem86 Featured By Owner Feb 6, 2014
The VGCats did worse to orphans. Like shutting off the power during the winter and then solving their cold problem with flamethrowers.
jothecatlover Featured By Owner Jan 28, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Voldemort LOVES punching orphans! 
I-is-smart Featured By Owner May 5, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
yeah but he kinda sucks at killing them I mean if harry wasnt an orphan? piece of cake but the moment he becomes one hes like invincible! Orphan Power!!!
ManeatingCouch Featured By Owner Dec 11, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I'm all for stealing from churches. They didn't earn it, so why should you. :3
Teegmonkey Featured By Owner May 9, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
ManeatingCouch Featured By Owner May 9, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Churches don't earn money, they take it by intimidating people via quoting Malachi 3 : 8 out of context.
It's a crime. Tithe is meant for foreigners, orphans, and widows (and Levites, technically). Not Pastors.
(though Levites is probably refering to Levite priests)

I'm not Christian, but I think most charities are horrible. The money doesn't go to the people that need it.

A lot of people need financial, medical, and other forms of help, and I plan to help them in the future, but these
organizations misuse the money they receive from people that mean well.
dogman0 Featured By Owner Nov 6, 2013  Hobbyist Filmographer
Dang... besides the one about women, you just shot down my favorite activities...
sad talky out of it...
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