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My Hyper-Developed Sense of Common Decency by kevinbolk My Hyper-Developed Sense of Common Decency by kevinbolk
And I know a lot of people might not agree, but I also think you shouldn't steal from churches or punch orphans in the face.

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KrazyStargazer Featured By Owner Feb 17, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
But what if your too progressive~ (hypothetically speaking of course) a couple thousand years more progressive...

I've said to much beam me up Scotty!
GraceBenGiven Featured By Owner Jan 9, 2016  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
First 2 has actually happened to me before
Rbade Featured By Owner Jun 3, 2015
Meme Face You don't say? 
Tipplet Featured By Owner Jul 13, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
KevinBolk, You have no right to intrude on the sacred practice of pooping on your best friends carpet! For centuries this has been despised by the world...But yet when pets do it, they are not subjected to dirty looks on the street[results may vary]! Well I say no more! So I hereby say I, and those who will join me, Go out and poop on all our friend's carpets to make a stance in our ways! Remember, it's ONLY carpets. Don't poop on their tiles or wooden floors. That's just gross and mean. 
Erica-Sakura Featured By Owner May 18, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Glad to here you're against sexual harassment!
Kavor257 Featured By Owner Mar 1, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
That last line gets funnier the more I read it xD
I just stumbled upon your comics from somewhere within DeviantArt and now I can't stop reading them!
The humor is pretty "Calvin and Hobbes" to me which I love x3 Do you have any animal sidekick? :3
ShadowGolem86 Featured By Owner Feb 6, 2014
The VGCats did worse to orphans. Like shutting off the power during the winter and then solving their cold problem with flamethrowers.
jothecatlover Featured By Owner Jan 28, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Voldemort LOVES punching orphans! 
I-is-smart Featured By Owner May 5, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
yeah but he kinda sucks at killing them I mean if harry wasnt an orphan? piece of cake but the moment he becomes one hes like invincible! Orphan Power!!!
ManeatingCouch Featured By Owner Dec 11, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I'm all for stealing from churches. They didn't earn it, so why should you. :3
Teegmonkey Featured By Owner May 9, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
ManeatingCouch Featured By Owner May 9, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Churches don't earn money, they take it by intimidating people via quoting Malachi 3 : 8 out of context.
It's a crime. Tithe is meant for foreigners, orphans, and widows (and Levites, technically). Not Pastors.
(though Levites is probably refering to Levite priests)

I'm not Christian, but I think most charities are horrible. The money doesn't go to the people that need it.

A lot of people need financial, medical, and other forms of help, and I plan to help them in the future, but these
organizations misuse the money they receive from people that mean well.
dogman0 Featured By Owner Nov 6, 2013  Hobbyist Filmographer
Dang... besides the one about women, you just shot down my favorite activities...
sad talky out of it...
MagnusHarvest Featured By Owner Oct 31, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Steal from churches all day! Those bastards have enough money already.
Tha-RIPPER Featured By Owner Oct 28, 2013
All those things sound like A LOT of fun.
mouseanderson Featured By Owner Sep 28, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I'd leave a note but I'm too busy laughing!
CaylexTimewise Featured By Owner Sep 16, 2013  Student Digital Artist
I'd vote for him. Dumping chemicals? WHAT? How dare you with your facts and whatnot. He came out against puppy-kicking and carpet-pooping.
EliTigre Featured By Owner Sep 14, 2013
Why, yes you can kick puppies ! But only one, mine. And then she will have the right to tear your leg apart and I'll have the right to laugh out loud cruelly in your face !
dogman0 Featured By Owner Nov 6, 2013  Hobbyist Filmographer
But only if it is the right leg, the left is wooden.
Nyctophilian Featured By Owner Sep 13, 2013   Writer
I don't tell you how to live your life.
Johnny-Snow Featured By Owner Sep 10, 2013
as a conservative person, I believe that the bible clearly states that all these things are our constitutional rights.  clearly, this is because I am either inbred or uneducated and not because of any logical argument or valid belief system as evidenced by my thinking differently from you.
UnholyFairy Featured By Owner Sep 5, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
hmm... well I have never done any of this, and look down on those who do, most people still tell me I'm an ass... I wonder why.. if this is the utmost righteousness then how am I still bad?  
Majorfreakingcupcake Featured By Owner Sep 4, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
What if you're an orphan and you punch your brother who is also an orphan?
sadmac356 Featured By Owner Aug 25, 2016
I can't stop you from that, but I presume he started it.
Dream-The-Sidekick Featured By Owner Oct 19, 2013  Student Artist
then that doesn't count.
HGWizard Featured By Owner Sep 3, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
Oh come on!!

I say if those bastard puppies look at me funny, they deserve a good punt!!
rikumario Featured By Owner Sep 3, 2013  Hobbyist Photographer
and they say that a hero can save us.
Well now we have one
BigDannyT Featured By Owner Sep 3, 2013
The only reason i punched that orphan in the face was because he started it!
Doodlz18 Featured By Owner Sep 2, 2013   Artist
Butterflygirl113 Featured By Owner Sep 2, 2013
< 3 Love the telling contrast here. Sadly, people don't realize that last one is just as obvious as the previous three. But still, much love for you and the other people who believe it. :)
RCBsCorner Featured By Owner Sep 1, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Well, yeah, punching orphans is kinda dickish, but punching small children in general is still cool, right?
byrdiethemotley Featured By Owner Sep 1, 2013
Lordfell Featured By Owner Aug 31, 2013
I'm glad that nice cartoon artists like yourself can put words like this into pictures !:heart:
CaptRedJack Featured By Owner Aug 31, 2013  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
punching orphans in the face!?! outrageous! orphans should be punched in the KIDNEYS!
Eeveemermaid Featured By Owner Aug 31, 2013
If I ever run for office, can I use this in my speech? :3
SkinnerShapes Featured By Owner Aug 31, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
There's a progressive Christian blog on Patheos (The Slacktivist) that detailed a similar concept, dubbed the "Anti Kitten-Burning Coalition". The idea was that downward comparisons can be used to promote the feeling that one is especially moral or righteous compared to other people, even when the downward comparison isn't grounded in reality (i.e. practically no one condones kitten-burning or kitten-burners, so expressing strong public opposition to kitten-burning does not demonstrate that a person is more morally enlightened than most people).

I love how you expressed this so well in just five panels! The body language and facial expressions are perfect for the words. :D

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Vamp-y Featured By Owner Aug 31, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Their has to be a story behind this, I think you've had some past experience with all this..  
LDMythos Featured By Owner Aug 30, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
But, sir, what if the orphan had it coming?
Ninjahedgehog6 Featured By Owner Aug 30, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
uh nicely said k-bo. but you're forgetting about more, bigger menaces to our society. People who litter.
Desinent-Riviera Featured By Owner Aug 30, 2013
Also people who chew gum then don't put it in the bin >:c
Ninjahedgehog6 Featured By Owner Aug 31, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
thats just down right annoying
Gamer28 Featured By Owner Aug 30, 2013
You're a true guru.
DTJB Featured By Owner Aug 29, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Uhh, numbers 2 and 3 sound a little TOO specific.  Anything you want to share with the class?
Philotanus666 Featured By Owner Aug 29, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
CrimsonsDragon Featured By Owner Aug 29, 2013
*starry eyed* so bold!
SolrSurfr3 Featured By Owner Aug 29, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Lol!, Why, thank you, Captain Obvious! :D
MoonDarter Featured By Owner Aug 29, 2013
What are your thoughts on stealing from orphans and punching churches in the face?
Phantom-Jaselin Featured By Owner Aug 29, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
I imagine you'd injure your hand.
ChrysophylaxCreates Featured By Owner Aug 29, 2013  Student General Artist
Whoa - watch your back, buddy
DarkMage0 Featured By Owner Aug 29, 2013
Some radical views expressed right here.
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