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This started out as drunken conversation between me and some friends at a party that then turned into a running gag between us on my tumblr. Now I must equate every movie I see with Die Hard. :D

Though I want it noted that the last panel is a joke. As a red-blooded American male raised in the 80's, I've seen Die Hard more times than I can count.

And if you don't know anything about Die Hard, here's a short musical video to get you up to speed: [link]
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:iconerica-sakura:
Erica-Sakura Featured By Owner May 18, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Ah, yes, the whole "talking like you know about a show or movie you've never seen" schtick. Classic!
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:iconjshadowm:
JSHADOWM Featured By Owner Sep 20, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
"its like Die Hard with a SLED"

dude...

you have no clue how HEAVY METAL this sounds.
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:iconchildofaura:
ChildofAura Featured By Owner Aug 19, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
TMNT: It's like "Die Hard" but with turtles!
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BirdGVee Featured By Owner Apr 29, 2013  Student General Artist
Bruce Willis forevAAAZ - lol, somehow I've always liked him, dunno why... well, duh! - he's a badass...or something :dummy:

Actually...just know the one with the hacker - the .. 4th, right? Dad hacker-dude he was like... :meow:
I've seen that movie so often - but always with ma dad. It ish "our movie" - I say. :333333

- lol.
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BirdGVee Featured By Owner Apr 29, 2013  Student General Artist
OMG that video :iconawesomeplz:

"Yippi-kay-yay, Schweinebacke" (-german version :dummy:)

lala, omg, thanks, that made my day.

(p.s. I'm sitting in animation class >XDDDDDDD)
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:iconbirdgvee:
BirdGVee Featured By Owner Apr 29, 2013  Student General Artist
And am hyper.

OC: Well, DUH!

:meow:
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:icon33powerhouse:
33powerhouse Featured By Owner Mar 20, 2013  Student Artist
I never saw any of these movies.
Still Hilarious
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:iconpokeyfluffytail:
PokeyFluffytail Featured By Owner Apr 9, 2013
You are missing out pal x3
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:iconartskullz:
ArtSkullz Featured By Owner Mar 13, 2013  Student General Artist
die hard two:
it's like die hard...except with "2" in it.
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:iconpokeyfluffytail:
PokeyFluffytail Featured By Owner Apr 9, 2013
2 the ranting gryphon was in Die Hard? Awesome! ^^
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:iconturcobandido:
turcobandido Featured By Owner Feb 13, 2013
This is like JHALLcomics but within JHALLcomics
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:iconytsejam58:
ytsejam58 Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
How to train your dragon: It's like die hard but with vikings and dragons.
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:iconavancna:
avancna Featured By Owner Dec 30, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
How about "Gone With with the Wind"?
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:icondes12skye:
Des12Skye Featured By Owner Dec 12, 2012
Homestuck. Like "Die Hard",but with weird time-y plot shit. UvU*
{Am I cool yet?}
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:iconleftwingduck:
LeftWingDuck Featured By Owner Dec 12, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
Love it!
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:icondemonpanther:
DemonPanther Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2012
Lmao, K-Bo, how dare you compare movies to Die Hard without seeing it! (Yes, I did read the description xD)
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:iconryuzakipwnskira:
ryuzakipwnskira Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2012
how bout die hard 2
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:iconyelinna:
yelinna Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2012
Funny!
I like Mascot Kevin's new hairdo :D
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:iconkkanimegirl:
kkanimegirl Featured By Owner Nov 27, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
XD didn't see that coming.
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:icontha-ripper:
Tha-RIPPER Featured By Owner Nov 24, 2012
LULZ ohh you...
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:iconkikumizu:
KikuMizu Featured By Owner Nov 24, 2012
*had to watch the link*
Bruce Willis movie? I'm ninety-five percent sure my mother has it...
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:iconmifune013:
Mifune013 Featured By Owner Nov 24, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Die Hard, the best Christmas movie to date.
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:iconunclescooter:
UncleScooter Featured By Owner Nov 24, 2012  Professional Artist
This comic's like "Die Hard"- but as a comic strip! :D
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:iconzumbotron:
Zumbotron Featured By Owner Nov 24, 2012
I mean you've not seen it?
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:iconzumbotron:
Zumbotron Featured By Owner Nov 24, 2012
He's not seen Die Hard?

He should
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:iconzumbotron:
Zumbotron Featured By Owner Nov 24, 2012
:D
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:icongirlwhowrites:
girlwhowrites Featured By Owner Nov 23, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Oh my gosh, thank you so so very much for that link. XD
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:iconfixinman:
fixinman Featured By Owner Nov 22, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Inception is like Paprika PERIOD.
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:icondragonrider1227:
Dragonrider1227 Featured By Owner Nov 22, 2012
Bambi like Die Hard gives me the image of Bambi going Bruce Willis on the hunter that killed him mom.
Bambi: YIPPIE KAI YAY MOTHER KILLER!!! :iconak--47plz:
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DragonArtist2454 Featured By Owner Nov 22, 2012
yipee-ki-yai mutha-f*cker!
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:iconmagpiedragon:
magpiedragon Featured By Owner Nov 22, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I'm an European female raised in the 90's so I've only seen Die Hard a few months back with a friend.
Oddly enough, we loved it. :D
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:icondtjb:
DTJB Featured By Owner Nov 22, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Awesomely hilarious.
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:iconsakugen:
Sakugen Featured By Owner Nov 22, 2012  Student Digital Artist
-_- wat? "Never seen it?" Dude you're missing out LOL
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:iconmatkatmnm:
MatkatMnM Featured By Owner Nov 22, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Read the description.
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:iconlululetti:
lululetti Featured By Owner Nov 22, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
:rofl:
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:iconpineapplejoey:
pineapplejoey Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
I've had too many conversations that ended with that statment.
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:iconjadelinblood:
JadeLinBlood Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2012
lol
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:iconshmorygilmore:
ShmoryGilmore Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
LOL this is epic XD
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:iconmrnintman:
MrNintMan Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
LOL!!Very funny!!!
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:iconleon-z:
Leon-Z Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2012
....one of those WTF moments.....XD
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:icongonzo22:
gonzo22 Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2012
truthfully i never seen any of the movies you mention
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:iconderrysome:
Derrysome Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
HAHA! So Glorious!
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:iconross-sanger:
Ross-Sanger Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2012
You've never seen DIE HARD?!?!
Well, this sums up the movies pretty well: [link]
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:iconningninja:
NingNinja Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2012  Student Digital Artist
I'm guessing you didn't read the description. :T
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:iconross-sanger:
Ross-Sanger Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2012
Yeah but I wanted to put in a reference to the die hard song anyway.
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:iconningninja:
NingNinja Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2012  Student Digital Artist
But... the song is in the description :?
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:iconross-sanger:
Ross-Sanger Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2012
Is is?

Looks
Oh, I must have missed that.
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:iconningninja:
NingNinja Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2012  Student Digital Artist
Yes. Yes you did.
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:iconross-sanger:
Ross-Sanger Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2012
Ah well, we all make mistakes from time to time.
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:iconningninja:
NingNinja Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2012  Student Digital Artist
You got me there :shrug:
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