Read more "I'm My Own Mascot" here: [link]
This started out as drunken conversation between me and some friends at a party that then turned into a running gag between us on my tumblr.
Now I must equate every movie I see with Die Hard.
Though I want it noted that the last panel is a joke. As a red-blooded American male raised in the 80's, I've seen Die Hard more times than I can count.
And if you don't know anything about Die Hard, here's a short musical video to get you up to speed: [link]