I'll be sure to swear eternal vendetta against your kin when the Ninten-judge throws me in Ninten-jail for, like, a zillion kajillion years. Or maybe they'll feed me to Yoshi? My god man, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO ME!?!?!?!
Uh oh. Someone's gettin' all cranky now. Maybe I can get a job with Nintendo? Are they still hiring guys to report t-shirts designs to their Iron-Fisted "Totally Killing You In Court and then sending your lifeless body to Ninten-Jail" Bureau?
Nice! --- "What a travesty! Th' most cherished and respected (not mention wealthiest!) Bone in Boneville-- out in th' woods-- fending off th' elements with his bare hands! Forced to eke out a miserable existence AMIDST TH' ROCKS 'N' MUD!! OH, CRUEL, CRUEL FATE! WHY HAVE YOU ABANDONED YOUR MOST BELOVED SON?!...God, I pity me."- Phoney Bone ("Bone", Vol. 1: "Out from Boneville")