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Supes Gonna Kick U In the Nuts by kevinbolk Supes Gonna Kick U In the Nuts by kevinbolk
"PLAYER 2 SUPERMAN GONNA KICK YOU IN THE NUTS!"

This is the phrase I would shout every time I played the 1988 Superman arcade game, where I proudly pressed nothing but the "groin-kick" button.

That's right, there's only 3 things Player 2 Superman knows: Flying, heat vision, and kicking Space Luchadores in the balls!
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:iconofficerkarkat:
officerkarkat Featured By Owner Jun 18, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
''MY EVIL CROTCH!!!!''
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:iconmdtartist83:
MDTartist83 Featured By Owner Jan 12, 2013   General Artist
Ouch! Nut shot!
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:iconzoomtard:
ZoomTard Featured By Owner Sep 17, 2012
OMG OMG OMG WHY ARE YOU NOT WRITING FOR DC???
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:icongold--star:
Gold--Star Featured By Owner Jul 3, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
wow
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:iconflynn1978:
flynn1978 Featured By Owner Apr 4, 2012
I love player 2 Supes!! I did a photoshop of cyborg Superman and made him 2 player!!! :D
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:iconmdtartist83:
MDTartist83 Featured By Owner May 29, 2011   General Artist
Ow. That must hurt like hell.
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:iconflourkirby:
FlourKirby Featured By Owner Mar 30, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Haha. Every game needs something like that...
I still yell "I'm gonna kick you in the face TEKKEN STYLE" when I play Tekken 2. My sister thinks it's weird. I miss those old arcade games.

By the way, Player 2 Superman's face is a win. :D
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:iconghilemear:
Ghilemear Featured By Owner Mar 21, 2011
That was the worst game ever...and it was SO MUCH FUN.
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:iconalex-ghost:
Alex-Ghost Featured By Owner Mar 13, 2011
XD
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:iconguspool:
Guspool Featured By Owner Mar 13, 2011
Maybe Luthor would get off his friggin' back if Supes did this more often.
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:iconcobaltchaz:
cobaltchaz Featured By Owner Mar 8, 2011
THAT. IS. HILARIOUS.
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:iconhimenoaku:
HimeNoAku Featured By Owner Mar 7, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
HAHA that's awesome!!
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:iconnooniepuubunny:
NooniePuuBunny Featured By Owner Mar 6, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
And he was renamed Eunuch...
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:iconrazorred:
RazorRed Featured By Owner Mar 6, 2011
He shouldn't have agreed to playing Ro-Sham-Bo with Superman. lol
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:iconretrogamersblog:
Retrogamersblog Featured By Owner Mar 6, 2011  Professional Digital Artist
lol you'd think the man of steel wouldn't need to resort to that.
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UncleScooter Featured By Owner Mar 5, 2011  Professional Artist
You will either cough up your nads or they will skyrocket from your sack and upwards through your skull after Player 2 Superman kicks you :nod: :XD:
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MatiasSoto Featured By Owner Mar 5, 2011  Professional Traditional Artist
This is so cool, it was also funny to kick those Dr. Manhattan guys in the nuts too! :icondrmanhattanplz:
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:icondarkx1122:
DarkX1122 Featured By Owner Mar 5, 2011
D:
:iconohmygodplz:
That just ain't right!
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:iconkangarou:
Kangarou Featured By Owner Mar 5, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Someone deriving enjoyment from a Superman game? Impossible!
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:iconrpgunit:
Rpgunit Featured By Owner Mar 5, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
Superman would win a lot quicker if this were the case.
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:iconnerdlife:
nerdlife Featured By Owner Mar 5, 2011  Student Traditional Artist
very nice and clean art.
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:iconiseeicy:
iseeicy Featured By Owner Mar 5, 2011
lol :lol:
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:iconcyberneticcupcake:
CyberneticCupcake Featured By Owner Mar 5, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
I thought it was a poorly colored Ultraman at first, but this is even odder. :D

Love Supe's face. :XD:
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:iconsonicwolvelina99:
SonicWolvelina99 Featured By Owner Mar 5, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
Lol XD
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:iconkenji-seay:
Kenji-Seay Featured By Owner Mar 5, 2011  Professional General Artist
That game was AWESOME! And so is this picture...!
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:icondoodlz18:
Doodlz18 Featured By Owner Mar 5, 2011   Artist
ow >_O
but still hilarious
xD
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:iconunderdog-girl:
Underdog-Girl Featured By Owner Mar 5, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
LOL!!! :XD:
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:icongsilverfish:
gsilverfish Featured By Owner Mar 5, 2011
According to Wikipedia, "The player 2 Superman is never explained."

I had no idea this strange thing existed. I am fascinated!
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:iconvintage-verve:
ViNtAgE-vErVe Featured By Owner Mar 5, 2011  Student Artist
Wow, I didn't know Superman knew that move...he's like super nice!
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:iconcvictor:
CVictor Featured By Owner Mar 5, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
completely true!
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:iconrhys1010:
Rhys1010 Featured By Owner Mar 5, 2011
And that's why God hates Superman.
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:iconfuposey:
Fuposey Featured By Owner Mar 5, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Talk about "groin-destroyer". :iconimsuperhappyplz:
HE AIN'T WALKING FOR THE NEXT TWO WEEKS.
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Aralepus Featured By Owner Mar 5, 2011  Student General Artist
Mr cleancut fighting dirty, now thats hilarious.
What I wouldn't give to see him pull that move on Brainiac or Luthor. =D
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:iconlegend234:
legend234 Featured By Owner Mar 5, 2011
OOOW... hurts more cuz he's a super hero
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kisa1 Featured By Owner Mar 5, 2011
hahahaha *sigh* im so glad im an 80s girl... our generation lived through/spawned some of the most hilarious and memorable games and cartoons ever..
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demonbarber Featured By Owner Mar 5, 2011
I desperately want to see a spin-off series now.
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Jenca Featured By Owner Mar 4, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
xD Hillarious!
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:iconskasha:
Skasha Featured By Owner Mar 4, 2011
:iconbravoplz:

No really. Bravo.
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:iconchristian-cao:
Christian-CAO Featured By Owner Mar 4, 2011  Student General Artist
Priceless :3
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:iconwinnyao:
Winnyao Featured By Owner Mar 4, 2011
XD
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NAVYBRAT101 Featured By Owner Mar 4, 2011  Hobbyist Photographer
lol
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ElCubanote Featured By Owner Mar 4, 2011  Student Artist
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU...!
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:iconjester-mazoku:
Jester-Mazoku Featured By Owner Mar 4, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
lol, that reminded me of the nutcracker with ball based attacks from robot chicken. xD
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Dragonrider1227 Featured By Owner Mar 4, 2011
Oh my god! Someone else remembers this game :wow: I wrote a review for this game [link]
Awesome drawing!
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thehunter1277 Featured By Owner Mar 4, 2011
-_- ... OW O.O
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Queaky Featured By Owner Mar 4, 2011
XD Hilarious!! *I hear Cartman's voice. XD*

Batman has his gadgets, Wonder Woman her lasso...and that guy SO wished he had his nuts.
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AllAmericanOtaku Featured By Owner Mar 4, 2011
Why did they color superman like Captian Marvel for the video game?
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fr33z3dry Featured By Owner Mar 4, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
i always love mortal kombat on arcade, just walk up to the opponent and smack all the buttons like crazy :XD:
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:icondragonsrules77:
Dragonsrules77 Featured By Owner Mar 4, 2011
He should get a gamertag (as if it was XBOX360) that reads Ball-Tastic!
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:iconthemediocre:
TheMediocre Featured By Owner Mar 4, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
that's almost as bad as a super scope to the nuts.
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