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Supes Gonna Kick U In the Nuts by kevinbolk Supes Gonna Kick U In the Nuts by kevinbolk
"PLAYER 2 SUPERMAN GONNA KICK YOU IN THE NUTS!"

This is the phrase I would shout every time I played the 1988 Superman arcade game, where I proudly pressed nothing but the "groin-kick" button.

That's right, there's only 3 things Player 2 Superman knows: Flying, heat vision, and kicking Space Luchadores in the balls!
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:iconofficerkarkat:
officerkarkat Featured By Owner Jun 18, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
''MY EVIL CROTCH!!!!''
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:iconmdtartist83:
MDTartist83 Featured By Owner Jan 12, 2013   General Artist
Ouch! Nut shot!
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:iconzoomtard:
ZoomTard Featured By Owner Sep 17, 2012
OMG OMG OMG WHY ARE YOU NOT WRITING FOR DC???
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:icongold--star:
Gold--Star Featured By Owner Jul 3, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
wow
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flynn1978 Featured By Owner Apr 4, 2012
I love player 2 Supes!! I did a photoshop of cyborg Superman and made him 2 player!!! :D
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:iconmdtartist83:
MDTartist83 Featured By Owner May 29, 2011   General Artist
Ow. That must hurt like hell.
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:iconflourkirby:
FlourKirby Featured By Owner Mar 30, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Haha. Every game needs something like that...
I still yell "I'm gonna kick you in the face TEKKEN STYLE" when I play Tekken 2. My sister thinks it's weird. I miss those old arcade games.

By the way, Player 2 Superman's face is a win. :D
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:iconghilemear:
Ghilemear Featured By Owner Mar 21, 2011
That was the worst game ever...and it was SO MUCH FUN.
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:iconalex-ghost:
Alex-Ghost Featured By Owner Mar 13, 2011  Student Traditional Artist
XD
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:iconguspool:
Guspool Featured By Owner Mar 13, 2011
Maybe Luthor would get off his friggin' back if Supes did this more often.
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:iconcobaltchaz:
cobaltchaz Featured By Owner Mar 8, 2011
THAT. IS. HILARIOUS.
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:iconhimenoaku:
HimeNoAku Featured By Owner Mar 7, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
HAHA that's awesome!!
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:iconnooniepuubunny:
NooniePuuBunny Featured By Owner Mar 6, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
And he was renamed Eunuch...
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:iconrazorred:
RazorRed Featured By Owner Mar 6, 2011
He shouldn't have agreed to playing Ro-Sham-Bo with Superman. lol
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:iconretrogamersblog:
Retrogamersblog Featured By Owner Mar 6, 2011  Professional Digital Artist
lol you'd think the man of steel wouldn't need to resort to that.
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UncleScooter Featured By Owner Mar 5, 2011  Professional Digital Artist
You will either cough up your nads or they will skyrocket from your sack and upwards through your skull after Player 2 Superman kicks you :nod: :XD:
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MatiasSoto Featured By Owner Mar 5, 2011  Professional Traditional Artist
This is so cool, it was also funny to kick those Dr. Manhattan guys in the nuts too! :icondrmanhattanplz:
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:icondarkx1122:
DarkX1122 Featured By Owner Mar 5, 2011
D:
:iconohmygodplz:
That just ain't right!
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:iconkangarou:
Kangarou Featured By Owner Mar 5, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Someone deriving enjoyment from a Superman game? Impossible!
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:iconrpgunit:
Rpgunit Featured By Owner Mar 5, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
Superman would win a lot quicker if this were the case.
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:iconnerdlife:
nerdlife Featured By Owner Mar 5, 2011  Student Traditional Artist
very nice and clean art.
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:iconiseeicy:
iseeicy Featured By Owner Mar 5, 2011
lol :lol:
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:iconcyberneticcupcake:
CyberneticCupcake Featured By Owner Mar 5, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
I thought it was a poorly colored Ultraman at first, but this is even odder. :D

Love Supe's face. :XD:
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:iconsonicwolvelina99:
SonicWolvelina99 Featured By Owner Mar 5, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
Lol XD
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:iconkenji-seay:
Kenji-Seay Featured By Owner Mar 5, 2011  Professional General Artist
That game was AWESOME! And so is this picture...!
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:icondoodlz18:
Doodlz18 Featured By Owner Mar 5, 2011   Artist
ow >_O
but still hilarious
xD
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Underdog-Girl Featured By Owner Mar 5, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
LOL!!! :XD:
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:icongsilverfish:
gsilverfish Featured By Owner Mar 5, 2011
According to Wikipedia, "The player 2 Superman is never explained."

I had no idea this strange thing existed. I am fascinated!
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:iconvintage-verve:
ViNtAgE-vErVe Featured By Owner Mar 5, 2011  Student Artist
Wow, I didn't know Superman knew that move...he's like super nice!
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:iconcvictor:
CVictor Featured By Owner Mar 5, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
completely true!
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:iconrhys1010:
Rhys1010 Featured By Owner Mar 5, 2011
And that's why God hates Superman.
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:iconfuposey:
Fuposey Featured By Owner Mar 5, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Talk about "groin-destroyer". :iconimsuperhappyplz:
HE AIN'T WALKING FOR THE NEXT TWO WEEKS.
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Aralepus Featured By Owner Mar 5, 2011  Student General Artist
Mr cleancut fighting dirty, now thats hilarious.
What I wouldn't give to see him pull that move on Brainiac or Luthor. =D
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legend234 Featured By Owner Mar 5, 2011
OOOW... hurts more cuz he's a super hero
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kisa1 Featured By Owner Mar 5, 2011
hahahaha *sigh* im so glad im an 80s girl... our generation lived through/spawned some of the most hilarious and memorable games and cartoons ever..
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demonbarber Featured By Owner Mar 5, 2011
I desperately want to see a spin-off series now.
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Jenca Featured By Owner Mar 4, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
xD Hillarious!
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:iconskasha:
Skasha Featured By Owner Mar 4, 2011
:iconbravoplz:

No really. Bravo.
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Christian-CAO Featured By Owner Mar 4, 2011  Student General Artist
Priceless :3
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:iconwinnyao:
Winnyao Featured By Owner Mar 4, 2011
XD
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NAVYBRAT101 Featured By Owner Mar 4, 2011  Hobbyist Photographer
lol
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ElCubanote Featured By Owner Mar 4, 2011  Student Artist
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU...!
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Jester-Mazoku Featured By Owner Mar 4, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
lol, that reminded me of the nutcracker with ball based attacks from robot chicken. xD
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Dragonrider1227 Featured By Owner Mar 4, 2011
Oh my god! Someone else remembers this game :wow: I wrote a review for this game [link]
Awesome drawing!
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thehunter1277 Featured By Owner Mar 4, 2011
-_- ... OW O.O
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Queaky Featured By Owner Mar 4, 2011
XD Hilarious!! *I hear Cartman's voice. XD*

Batman has his gadgets, Wonder Woman her lasso...and that guy SO wished he had his nuts.
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AllAmericanOtaku Featured By Owner Mar 4, 2011
Why did they color superman like Captian Marvel for the video game?
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fr33z3dry Featured By Owner Mar 4, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
i always love mortal kombat on arcade, just walk up to the opponent and smack all the buttons like crazy :XD:
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Dragonsrules77 Featured By Owner Mar 4, 2011
He should get a gamertag (as if it was XBOX360) that reads Ball-Tastic!
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:iconthemediocre:
TheMediocre Featured By Owner Mar 4, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
that's almost as bad as a super scope to the nuts.
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