Continuing the saga of my recent back injury, I didn't know at this point I actually had disc goo leaking out of the sides of my spine. So naturally, I figured I pulled a muscle and felt like a wuss going to the ER for it. Hence, "Batman: Knightfall" and monster bees.
Asian Giant Hornets: Your alibi is now plausible... But some may want to validate it... Still not as bad as being taunted with exposure to "Killer Dragon Bees"... 4 in. long, acidic venom, regenerating barbed stingers (stinger is lost when they sting, but is non-fatal to the bee and is grown back in 3-4 days), armor-like scales covering their body, markings that glow like fire, carnivorous with a voracious appetite, and with wings so powerful that they sound like a chainsaw with enough speed to easily outmaneuver a cheetah... By the time you hear them, you're living on borrowed time... A small swarm could reduce a bull elephant to bone in less than five minutes...
My Challenge: An artist's rendition of said creature...
My dad was ER'd for the exact same thing. It came 2 weeks after some guy rear ended him. He's normally an amazingly tough guy, but this thing.... A leaking disk will have even chuck norris in agony.
I feel your pain, feeling stupid for going to the ER for something that you're sure isn't a big deal. However, yours really WAS a big deal, while all that happened to me was just fainting spells that I recently discovered >_>;
Still not as bad as being taunted with exposure to "Killer Dragon Bees"... 4 in. long, acidic venom, regenerating barbed stingers (stinger is lost when they sting, but is non-fatal to the bee and is grown back in 3-4 days), armor-like scales covering their body, markings that glow like fire, carnivorous with a voracious appetite, and with wings so powerful that they sound like a chainsaw with enough speed to easily outmaneuver a cheetah... By the time you hear them, you're living on borrowed time... A small swarm could reduce a bull elephant to bone in less than five minutes...
My Challenge: An artist's rendition of said creature...
i know it because i'm from spain.