I met my inner child once before. I asked him "Did you ever expect us to get this far?" And he said "No...I thought my future would involve more cookies and ice cream." Well I hate to disappoint the little guy so...if you'll excuse me...time to go find some ice cream.
Please tell your self-loathing that a lot of people find you amazing (including me of course ) since you have you not only are fun but also have wit and morals, something a lot of today's comedians/cartoonists lack.