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Where My Presents At? by kevinbolk Where My Presents At? by kevinbolk
Read MORE "I'm My Own Mascot" here: www.mascotcomic.com

I'd like it to be noted that this was just a joke....maybe. ;D
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:iconlululetti:
lululetti Featured By Owner Jul 23, 2014  Hobbyist Photographer
:giggle:
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ToxicPanda5 Featured By Owner Jul 18, 2014
WARNING! Carry on reading! Or you will die, even if you only looked at the word warning!
Once there was a little girl called Clarissa, she was ten-years-old and she lived in a mental
hospital, because she killed her mom and her dad. She got so bad she went to kill all the
staff in the hospital so the More-government decided that best idea was to get rid of her so
they set up a special room to kill her, as humane as possible but it went wrong the
machine they were using went wrong. And she sat there in agony for hours until she died.
Now every week on the day of her death she returns to the person that reads this letter, on
a Monday night at 12:00 a.m. She creeps into your room and kills you slowly, by cutting you
and watching you bleed to death. Now send this to ten other pictures on this one site, and
she will haunt someone else who doesn't. This isn't fake. apparently, if you copy and paste
this to ten comments in the next ten minutes you will have the best day of your life tomorrow.You
will either get kissed or asked out, if you break this chain u will see a little dead girl in your room
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:icontimlavey:
TimLavey Featured By Owner Feb 17, 2015  Student Traditional Artist
I still haven't been visited by this dead girl and I've ignored three of these sort of messages already. I'm very disappointed.
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:iconpreston-kei:
Preston-Kei Featured By Owner Dec 23, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
STOP! You must continue reading or else you WILL die. There was once a boy named Eric who lived in Chicago. He was a kind caring boy who never caused anyone harm. But no one paid any attention to him. One day, he went into the restroom and hung himself from the ceiling. And no one missed him. Now he seeks revenge on people for never giving him the affection and attention he deserves.
Unless you forward this to ten other people in the next minute, he will come into your room and drag you to the restroom and hang you by a cord....
*door opens*
"Ah, hello Nigel. What are you doing?"
*door closes*
"Ah, hello Fredrick. I'm just making a chain letter."
"Oh, may I read it?"
"Be my guest!"
"Let's see.... Eric.... Hung......... Ten people in..... Hold on, they only get a minute?"
"Problem?"
"Yes problem, this chain letter is never going to be spread."
"What do you mean?"
"Well, everyone who reads this is going to die by the time they've finished reading."
"There's speed readers out there."
"Not many. Even if they did finish they couldn't copy and paste this to even one person with what time they'd have left. And you expect them to send it to ten people!?"
"Well no, you see it's.... My god, you're right. Bugga!"
"Indeed, you buggered it up again. Can't you give them more time?"
"No, it's too late, I already posted it."
"Oh, I see."
"Well, it's too late. God, I feel so depressed now."
"Don't worry Nigel, it happens to all of us. You can't expect to get a chain letter right the first time.
"Well, it's not that. This was supposed to make me feel better about my lack of social life and low self esteem. Now I have to write another one. I feel really down about this."
"Hm, I see. I know. Let's go out to the pub, get drunk, and you can try again in the morning after you're over your hangover."
"Sounds like a delightful idea."
"I'll pay. I heard they have wonderful vodka on sale tonight."
"Oh, really? Well, I'm more of a margarita person myself.
*door opens*
*door closes*
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thegoodsamaritan Featured By Owner Jan 7, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Comments like this are why I wish we could like comments on dA.
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:iconrainbow-mufwin:
Rainbow-Mufwin Featured By Owner Dec 15, 2014
idgaf
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:iconjoshmoe93:
Joshmoe93 Featured By Owner Aug 13, 2014
House Bolton: Our Blades Are Sharp.

A flayed man holds no secrets.
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:iconsugar-skull-demon:
sugar-skull-demon Featured By Owner Jul 29, 2014  Student Digital Artist
2005 called, they said they want their immature chain letters back!
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:icondewani90:
Dewani90 Featured By Owner Jul 22, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
sadly we only got edit buttons, spam marking and reporting is still outta our reach
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:iconsebaselciclon:
sebaselciclon Featured By Owner Jan 1, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Spam marking and reporting are not actually necessary since the author of the devianation on which the comment was written, can erase comments as he pleases.
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Xylra Featured By Owner Jul 22, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I think getting kissed or asked out is worse than being killed slowly :/
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:iconsonicboom28:
Sonicboom28 Featured By Owner Jul 17, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
My friend said this and I told her to stay of Deviantart for a while...
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:iconimdonut:
ImDonut Featured By Owner Jul 17, 2014  Student Digital Artist
hahahaDignity Laugh 
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:iconking-worm:
king-worm Featured By Owner Jul 14, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
ol' k bo's been gettin his troll face on a bit much lately... myep
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:iconkinnori1204:
Kinnori1204 Featured By Owner Jul 11, 2014  Student General Artist
LOL xD
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:iconrainymoments:
RainyMoments Featured By Owner Jul 10, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
:icondragonlaugh: I absolutely love it, the 3rd panel is pure gold. Wonderfully presented joke. 
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:iconshadowgolem86:
ShadowGolem86 Featured By Owner Jul 12, 2014
:iconpunplz:
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:iconrainymoments:
RainyMoments Featured By Owner Jul 13, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
:XD:
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:iconerica-sakura:
Erica-Sakura Featured By Owner Jul 9, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Love it! (I hate it when people misinterporate what I say!)
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:iconlocus15:
locus15 Featured By Owner Jul 8, 2014
Best joke.
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:iconneogs99:
neogs99 Featured By Owner Jul 8, 2014  Hobbyist Filmographer
That face in the last panel.
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:iconinsaneapplejackz:
insaneapplejackz Featured By Owner Jul 8, 2014
lol dying laughing
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:iconrobobio:
RoboBio Featured By Owner Jul 8, 2014  Student General Artist
I was waitin' for someone to use those two words together. XD
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DestinedOneofIce Featured By Owner Jul 8, 2014
That face in the last panel is epic u look like you are about to crack and I love it^^
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:iconcrossphantoka:
CrossPhantoka Featured By Owner Jul 8, 2014
GET IT RIGHT!!
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mpz28427 Featured By Owner Jul 8, 2014
nice :) (Smile) Love Clap 
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:iconmrfreetime:
MrFreeTime Featured By Owner Jul 7, 2014
meaning didn't want her there, just the presents...lol xD.
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:icondrawn-mario:
Drawn-Mario Featured By Owner Jul 7, 2014  Professional Digital Artist
your precence is enought when it means there's a present!
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:iconis-it-good:
Is-It-Good Featured By Owner Jul 7, 2014
No.
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:iconkevinbolk:
kevinbolk Featured By Owner Jul 8, 2014
*pays attention to you*
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:iconshippuden23:
Shippuden23 Featured By Owner Jul 7, 2014
Love your face in the last panel XD
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:iconaidypie80pi:
aidypie80pi Featured By Owner Jul 7, 2014
HAHAHA XD
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:iconlinkykos:
LinkyKOS Featured By Owner Jul 7, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Ouch X3
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EllyGirl2809 Featured By Owner Jul 7, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Hahah XD Gosh that poor girl, but really even if they do mean my presence would be enough I'd still bring a present for them :D
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CaptRedJack Featured By Owner Jul 7, 2014  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
I don't even call them presents for my birthday. I refer to it as "tribute"
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:icondayofthemonth:
Dayofthemonth Featured By Owner Jul 7, 2014
And you have just won life.
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:iconsilhouettemoon:
SilhouetteMoon Featured By Owner Jul 7, 2014
lmfao!
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:iconthunder-kite:
Thunder-Kite Featured By Owner Jul 7, 2014
my god, your face in the last panel....
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:iconmr-pink-rose:
Mr-Pink-Rose Featured By Owner Jul 7, 2014
Oops...Homonym trouble!
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:iconomegaavatar:
OmegaAvatar Featured By Owner Jul 7, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
lol
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:iconelectricpoodle:
ElectricPoodle Featured By Owner Jul 7, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Hehehehe...your face on the last panel is priceless!
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:iconloveyloo:
LoveyLoo Featured By Owner Jul 7, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
LOOOOOL :rofl:
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:iconkittythenekoalien:
KittyTheNekoAlien Featured By Owner Jul 7, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Nice play on words! XD
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:icondelta3030:
delta3030 Featured By Owner Jul 7, 2014
Another Classic face hahaha
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:iconlastryghtz:
LastRyghtz Featured By Owner Jul 7, 2014
Too funny...and too true.
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:iconalfredofroylan2:
alfredofroylan2 Featured By Owner Jul 7, 2014
C'mon dude, also you didn't do anything on your birthday anyway. It was all your mom, dad and the doctors's work.
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:iconjinolu:
Jinolu Featured By Owner Jul 7, 2014  Student Digital Artist
shee reeeleee musd leehrn bronauncieyschn =D
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MysteriousTomJenkins Featured By Owner Jul 7, 2014
Pfft..his face on that last strip is priceless.. XD
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Jacob-Cross Featured By Owner Jul 7, 2014
Lol XD
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