Stupid vending machines.
Such a cute blank expression you have on the last panel too. xD
Everyone wins at condom dispensers too, so dont be ashamed guys
I pay by card and ask for cashback. Then I've won a tenner before the draw's even happened.
A blonde walks up to a pop machine and puts money in. She gets a pop. She puts more money in and gets a pop. She continues to do this and a line starts to form behind her. The guy standing directly behind her speaks up and asks, "Lady, don't you think you have enough pop?" The blonde then replies, "Hold on! I'm still winning!"
So, when I was back up in College, there was this candy crane game that was frequented by me and a few of my friends. Sometimes we got some large hauls, sometimes we got bunk.
One of my friends (turned out to be one of the best friends I ever made in college) came to us. She saw us playing for a bit and then said "You know there's a game that you play that you always win and you'll always get candy?"
All of us who were playing the game were like "Huh?"
Then she points to the vending machine.
This changed my life. Seriously.
I wanted pretzels. They fell, but caught on the inside of the machine where I couldn't reach.
I spent the next 15 minutes fishing around up there with a folded piece of paper to knock them loose.
I was hungry, damn it! AND I won at snacks, in the end.
A victory is a victory, no doubt about it.