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Words on the Butt by kevinbolk Words on the Butt by kevinbolk
Read the rest of "I'm My Own Mascot" here: [link]

BUSTED! The joke's on her though...I can't even read!

Okay, so this didn't actually happen, but it does cross my mind every time I see someone wearing pants with words on the fanny (as was the case at the post office yesterday). Luckily like most well-adjusted adult men, I have mastered the subtle art of the "ninja quick booty peek" so as to avoid detection and awkward social situations like the one illustrated above.

Yeah..I can be a bit of pig sometimes. What? I did a comic about PONIES last week. Cut me some slack.
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MadMontyZuma Featured By Owner Aug 17, 2014
And my reply would be, 'Well it was so distorted and stretched out it took me a while to figure out what it said".
Erica-Sakura Featured By Owner May 18, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
It's okay, K-Bo, we still like you; even if you are a perv!
Preston-Kei Featured By Owner Sep 28, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I end up reading the words on a girl's breast area. It takes me two seconds to read the word or phrase, but the word or phrase never makes sense.
"What does 'Smexy' mean?" I think to myself. I then stare at the word and contemplate the meaning for a while.
"Smexy." I think to myself. "Could this be the way young people pronounce the word sexy these days? Most likely. Then why is it on her shirt? Is she implying that she herself is sexy? While I agree with the idea, why is it necessary to declare this publicly, and-"
"Excuse me." says the lady in question. "Are you staring at my boobs?"
 "Of course not my dear!" I say to her. "I am merely examining the words written on your breast area."
"For five minutes?" She says sarcastically. "Maybe you should stop being such a pervert."
To which I respond, "Maybe you shouldn't wear shirts that use slang words so that the average human being doesn't have to ponder the meaning of it, or why it is necessary to make such an unnecessary statement through clothing. Have you ever considered that?"
And then comes the pepper spray. T-T
So Mr. Bolk my good sir, I have the utter most sympathy for what happened to you
jummbl Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
So she pepper sprayed you for explaining yourself? What a bitch. It sounds like you weren't even posing a threat.
Preston-Kei Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Eh heh, it seems I was to subtle. This story is 100% fake-a-roony. Sorry :P
jummbl Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Well, even if it was a story, it made me angry. I would call the cops on someone who pepper sprays me for no apparent reason, that's assault
Preston-Kei Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Heh heh. Ass-ault.
bo23bobad6 Featured By Owner Oct 23, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
my brains just exploded out of the relatability of your comment *brainfart*
official-izzy Featured By Owner Jun 13, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Sadly, some girls in my eighth grade class wear low-cut shirts or words on the butt. Unfortunately, my eyes do draw towards those areas. ( and I'm a girl!) :/ No one caught me... yet. :O
pittstop Featured By Owner Apr 25, 2013
Ninja peeks are the best aren't they. :D
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