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Read the rest of "I'm My Own Mascot" here: [link]

BUSTED! The joke's on her though...I can't even read!

Okay, so this didn't actually happen, but it does cross my mind every time I see someone wearing pants with words on the fanny (as was the case at the post office yesterday). Luckily like most well-adjusted adult men, I have mastered the subtle art of the "ninja quick booty peek" so as to avoid detection and awkward social situations like the one illustrated above.

Yeah..I can be a bit of pig sometimes. What? I did a comic about PONIES last week. Cut me some slack.
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~animedanny Jul 22, 2011  Student Artist
i've been this situation before many times
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~Ebalance Jul 21, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
XD... If only large predators could read... then we'd see a million rich girls toss of their high heels and run for cover...
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~Crittercre8r Jul 21, 2011  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
Considering the fact that if the "booty" is too big you can't always read what the pants say due to missing letters... O.o
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:iconmadeyes888:
I was innocently and actually trying to read someones shirt and they had huge boobs so it took awhile (Sense the shirt was wrinkled at some words) they noticed and punched me in the jaw. Im a chick for crying out loud! Come on!
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:iconbruce8331:
I run into the same problem when women have phrases on their T-shirts, it's even worst when their breasts wrinkle the text. That's where a friend of mine told me about the 5 second rule.
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~Thislifesend Jul 7, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
THis just perfectly fits in my everyday life :D
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:iconminnie-salinas:
In the Navy, we have name tapes sewn on to the asses of our working uniform. Makes for some uncomfortable moments.
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Mood: Joy ~Retrogamersblog May 26, 2011  Professional Digital Artist
Brilliant expressions as always.
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~cesquito May 24, 2011  Professional Digital Artist
So what? you could be a slow reader, or you could tell her that you enjoy reading XD
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:iconmariogal:
I agree whole-heartedly to this. If you don't want attention being drawn to yourself in a fashion you DON'T want, then why'd you do it??

I hate women -_-;
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