Pikahorsemanchu's Revenge

"Pikahorsemanchu sounds the first keening wail of the End Times, crying out over the frothy scarlet ichor lapping up from the ocean's shores to swallow the cities of the damned. Choke on the fetid miasma of his rare candy and hot hay breath. Know despair, for his judgment lays upon you as the crushing weight of one thousand poke-balls."

~From the book of Bolk, Chapter 13, Verse 21

Actually, this is based on a terrifying vision I had at Anime Boston this past year.

On the first winds of armageddon, I hear... "Pika-Nay!"