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Words on the Butt by kevinbolk Words on the Butt by kevinbolk
Read the rest of "I'm My Own Mascot" here: [link]

BUSTED! The joke's on her though...I can't even read!

Okay, so this didn't actually happen, but it does cross my mind every time I see someone wearing pants with words on the fanny (as was the case at the post office yesterday). Luckily like most well-adjusted adult men, I have mastered the subtle art of the "ninja quick booty peek" so as to avoid detection and awkward social situations like the one illustrated above.

Yeah..I can be a bit of pig sometimes. What? I did a comic about PONIES last week. Cut me some slack.
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NanaAnorexia Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2011
...Well you know women check it out if you're looking at any part of their body. xD EVERYTIME!!! Sometimes they like it and sometimes they don't.
Shadow-Pine Featured By Owner Oct 24, 2011  Student Artist
This totally made my day! I always find my self lookig at a girls butt if it has words. >_<
Schuenemann Featured By Owner Oct 18, 2011
We girls always notice guys staring at our butts, we just don't let on because we secretly enjoy the self-esteem boost.
kevinbolk Featured By Owner Oct 18, 2011
Point noted. ^_~
JonKitzmiller Featured By Owner Oct 12, 2011  Hobbyist Artist
i know what you mean man (i did that once too everyone took it the wrong way and i was slapped)
Iliketoeatchildren Featured By Owner Apr 19, 2014
You stared at someone's ass for 5 whole minutes. You deserved to be slapped.
Dolluan25 Featured By Owner Sep 2, 2011
Let me guess 1 minute for each letter?
Octoboy-the-8th Featured By Owner Aug 25, 2011
Illiteracy can be such a problem, can't it?

Gotta love the cheeky expression in the last panel though.
radda3 Featured By Owner Aug 8, 2011
How are you a pig? :? You're were polite...
Iliketoeatchildren Featured By Owner Apr 19, 2014
Staring at her ass. Did you not read the comic?

Oh I'm just gonna ogle your ass in public, but hey If I'm polite when you call me out that makes e a nice person.
Lazysupermutant Featured By Owner Aug 8, 2011  Student Writer
I was going to make a joke, I forgot
zeldafan21 Featured By Owner Aug 7, 2011
Sylvaur Featured By Owner Aug 4, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Oh God... this is so funny... I'll fave this...:la:
JWTCreator Featured By Owner Aug 3, 2011
Don't worry.....girls can be perv too! XD *JK
6-Qubed Featured By Owner Jul 27, 2011
I, miss, am a fan of writing.

I was admiring your lovely font.

(this really works better with words on shirts but whatever)
animedanny Featured By Owner Jul 22, 2011  Student Artist
i've been this situation before many times
Ebalance Featured By Owner Jul 21, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
XD... If only large predators could read... then we'd see a million rich girls toss of their high heels and run for cover...
Crittercre8r Featured By Owner Jul 21, 2011  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
Considering the fact that if the "booty" is too big you can't always read what the pants say due to missing letters... O.o
madeyes888 Featured By Owner Jul 11, 2011
I was innocently and actually trying to read someones shirt and they had huge boobs so it took awhile (Sense the shirt was wrinkled at some words) they noticed and punched me in the jaw. Im a chick for crying out loud! Come on!
Bruce8331 Featured By Owner Jul 10, 2011
I run into the same problem when women have phrases on their T-shirts, it's even worst when their breasts wrinkle the text. That's where a friend of mine told me about the 5 second rule.
Thislifesend Featured By Owner Jul 7, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
THis just perfectly fits in my everyday life :D
Minnie-Salinas Featured By Owner Jun 3, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
In the Navy, we have name tapes sewn on to the asses of our working uniform. Makes for some uncomfortable moments.
Retrogamersblog Featured By Owner May 26, 2011  Professional Digital Artist
Brilliant expressions as always.
cesquito Featured By Owner May 24, 2011  Professional Digital Artist
So what? you could be a slow reader, or you could tell her that you enjoy reading XD
Mariogal Featured By Owner May 15, 2011
I agree whole-heartedly to this. If you don't want attention being drawn to yourself in a fashion you DON'T want, then why'd you do it??

I hate women -_-;
Kundaba Featured By Owner May 14, 2011
"Ninja quick booty peek" and it's sister technique "Ninja quick booby peek"

Quite subtle these peeks are, but to pull them off requires much practice...


Thislifesend Featured By Owner Jul 7, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
THey are hard to perform And if you fail, the slap risk is high. But if you do it correctly, you will see the glory!
jota9000 Featured By Owner May 13, 2011
then you can anser, " Si porque no puedo leer adecuadamente las palabras en ingles, por favor podria acercarme las letras un poco más " :)
Vampire-Knight10 Featured By Owner Jul 11, 2011  Student Writer
:iconconfusedplz: say what now?
VickyViolet Featured By Owner May 12, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
You have no idea how hard I lol'd. :iconiwantitplz:
BrYttBRatt Featured By Owner May 11, 2011
To be honest, I never understood those "Juicy" pants. Of all designer names and places to put it, why that, and why there? Your butt's juicy? Sounds gross.
official-izzy Featured By Owner Jun 13, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I'm assuming the word "Juicy" on the behind has a sexual meaning. :O
AkiAmeko Featured By Owner May 11, 2011  Professional General Artist
I hate pants with words on the butt with a passion. @___@ I won't even wear pants with designs of any kind on the butt. DON'T STARE AT MY BUTT.
Gray-Rose Featured By Owner May 8, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
She got you there ;p Well, she seems to be able to laugh at herself about it.
Disney-May Featured By Owner May 8, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Imagine how bad it is to be a GIRL and have your eyes drawn to the butts of other girls who are indiscrete enough to wear those pants!!!
It's terrifying when I realize I've been doing it.... :sprint:
Siberianchan Featured By Owner May 8, 2011
You got a point there though - I consider women annoying who wear tight pants or shirts with big prints that draw attention to their butts and boobs. But dare staring for only a second and you're dead meat. *rolls eyes* I mean, yes it IS annoying when people whistle after you. Or check you out for five minutes (no print justifies this). But heck, either you stop giving a damn or you stop wearing those pretty clothes that get you this attention. (I decided for the first). So in your case - good reaction on this. XD
WildcatzAL Featured By Owner May 8, 2011  Student Digital Artist
I personally don't think its pig-ish to appreciate the sexual areas of a women's body (because if that was the case I'd be a pig all the time lol)

If that would ever happen to me, I would just say "Mam, I am an artist, and I am studying your figure for an upcoming picture/sculpture/piece", since I would probably be doing that as well if it was for 5 minutes. Oh the "I'm an Artist" tag can get you away with most everything :thumbsup:
TuesdayNightCompany Featured By Owner May 7, 2011
I can't help it. I stare at their butts. I get into long, drawn-out mental arguments about why someone would wear words on their butt if they're not a 'ho, what does that really mean anyway and she walks kinda interesting I wonder how I would animate that and holy crap how long have I been staring at that lady's butt?!
MiseryMachine-xO Featured By Owner May 7, 2011
Maybe you should choose a different slang word for butt rather than 'fanny'. Some of your watchers live in countries where that word means an ENTIRELY different thing xD
PostWaveCore Featured By Owner May 7, 2011
One minute for each letter. Sounds about right
TheRamf Featured By Owner May 7, 2011  Professional
mmm.. Once I was shocked to see these sort of pants with "USED" written on it..And yeah, she was an hot chick too! -.-'
FireheartTheInferno Featured By Owner May 7, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
"The letters were very small and i'm not wearing my reading glasses." XD

Seriously though, why do girls bother to scold a guy's natural habit,
when wearing such attire is by definition, a subtle invitation.
To make matters worse, the word was "juicy".
Seriously, am I the only one who think the kind of girl has that on her rear
is practically begging to be stared at??
GutzGrilla Featured By Owner May 7, 2011
Well, pal, if you take some time as to read some other comments, you'll know you're actually not the only one to think that ;).
:iconhurrhurrplz: I'd find it be quite funny to say: "Well, it's really hard to read when you just keep shaking that big butt of yours!"
FireheartTheInferno Featured By Owner May 7, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
I know, I just wanted to throw in my two cents
...even if it might be the same two cents as someone else's :iconsweatplz:

lol That comment actually might make a the situation worse
but yeah that is pretty funny xD
GutzGrilla Featured By Owner May 7, 2011
:XD: Oh, but it would indeed make things worse... did you notice her big arms? Don't think it would be that easy to get away with, uh... butting in her butt affairs :B.
FireheartTheInferno Featured By Owner May 7, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
pff yeah I don't think Kevin would like getting slugged
by a girl who carries heavy loads of mail around for a living xD
supersonichero Featured By Owner May 6, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
... I'd only look if it's a really nice butt. :P
Supa-Munk Featured By Owner May 6, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
:XD: Classic X3
mamasoftshellturtle Featured By Owner May 6, 2011
lol,i wonder that everyday.
QuannanHade Featured By Owner May 6, 2011
Silly American understanding of words...

That's not a fanny...
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